By thankzbabe - 04/01/2012 12:32 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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cutiepie1991 4

It's his favorite thing to eat!

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sefie21 1

He's right, they look like a Arby's sandwich turned sideways.

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camogirl 0

Careful! Those who are desperate and have never seen one might try jacking off to an Arbus sandwich! Hahahahaha

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DocBastard 38

What the **** is wrong with you? Most women would KILL for a man who can crack a joke and eat them out (maybe not at the same time though). Yet you're upset because he has a sense of humour AND enjoys ***********? Try to appreciate what you have, you goddamned ingrate.

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CrazyAsian77 5

Exactly, I would love a girlfriend whose favorite food was sausage!

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CadillacPimpen 6

Sounds like you envy her 33....

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MwahFMLS 6

Woah there! That's a little extreme.

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BeastManzero 0

Doc, I read your blog about your picture And that's insane how close it was to spine and didnt hit it.

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ohmandapants 16

Sounds like you haven't been on FML very long, 50.

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Enslaved 36

If it was "half-chewed" that means it was once in someone's mouth. Good deal!(:

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HubbaBubba259_fml 0

Wtf is with all the asswipes saying pics or it didn't happen, or in this prick's case, STFU? Why don't you take your own advice, and go play hide-and-go-****-yourself, while we have a logical, big-boy conversation.

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HubbaBubba259_fml 0

and yes everyone, I did quote that.

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Umadbro1224 0

I doubt he'll be eating that ham anytime soon

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jobsman99 0

If her ****** reminds him of ham, I think he will be eating ham at the "Y" every day. I love to lick my gals pussy and suck on her clit just about every day. I hope they enjoy it too.

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brianfantana32 10

I'm pretty sure that a ****** can't resemble ham, but if its his favorite food then it's ok

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LibbieCelaya 0

I can't vote on it either because that's a good thing. A man who loves to eat you out. That's a good thing.

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