Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
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SwampNut 8
Hold the cheese!
ballerboy20 8
ask him if he wants a snack
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Comments (217)
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
Is it honey baked ham??!!!
JustKittyKat 24
I would like this comment, but it is at 69 likes and I would hate to be the one to ruin it.
RedPillSucks 33
everybody loves bacon.
CheckItOutItsYou 7
I know this sounds like a win to me
ClassyCommando 13
What about Jews and Muslims?
AlaskanEskimo34 0
He clearly said ham not bacon... there is a difference.
j_cat187 20
Green eggs and SPAM *Avoiding a heavily copyrighted quote*
Raath00 7
Don't see the FML here. Unless you don't like your vag eaten :
karamman 5
Take it as a compliment! Lol
JJuliAA 0
She did...
TheMaster15 10
No, im PRETTY sure she didn't...
lindseykcool 6
If she took it as a compliment, it wouldn't be on FML.
TheMaster15 10
Exactly. Im pretty sure it didnt go down like this: OP's bf: "lol, your ****** looks like ham... Its ok though, i like ham." OP: "aww how sweet, leta go wrote an FML cuz it's that sweet!"
notsorandomguy 18
Well, it could have been fish, so yeah you're lucky.
fuckinehthatsuck 0
atleast he knows what he likes!
bballskilliz2nd 0
Uh....i can't tell whether your life sucks or you deserve it????
hardonforjesus 10
Why would she deserve it??
brianfantana32 10
Exactly, it's not like OP rubs ham down there
perdix 31
Tell him that's great, but he'll have to leave the spicy mustard behind. Don't let him convert to Islam or Judaism. I guess he's into porking you. Take your pick :D
sicnesses 6
I'd say the second or third one! Hahaha
laden_swallow09 35
I woulda said Miracle Whip instead of spicy mustard, but that works, too
Torva_fml 16
Miracle whip on ham? Is that a cum joke, or do people actually eat that? Perdix, they were all very creative, I laughed thrice as hard. :)
desireev 18
125- there's this nasty dish called 'ham salad'.. It's got ham(of course), miracle whip/mayo(your choice), onion powder, salt & pepper.. It's pretty gross, if you ask me. But yes.. It's a real dish with miracle whip or mayonnaise..
Dandeska 7
How? I mean... How the hell?
Torva_fml 16
Well... You see... When ops boyfriend sees her ******, he thinks of ham. Got it?
zoe768532 1
Umm ok.
zoe768532 1
That's nice of him.