Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
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SwampNut 8
Hold the cheese!
ballerboy20 8
ask him if he wants a snack
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Comments (217)
Techtacular 0
Hope that he doesn't become a vegetarian, then. ;D
Ray_of_midnight 23
At least his favorite sandwich isn't a Reuben. (With sauerkraut. And thousand island dressing dripping out....)
All_I_Need 4
It's annoying how people keep confusing the ****** (what is inside the hole) and the vulva... It would be concerning to have a ham-like ******, but comparing the labiae to ham can be somwhat justified.
EZE210 0
At least he wont go hungry
KingOfAmazing 9
I don't think it's weird looking ham, just a weird looking ******.
superfloyd 4
That's f-in gross
monsterofthapuss 3
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii if my girls punani tasted that good i'd throw a whole dinner on the side and go to town on that cooch
XxTooCoolxX 0
Atleast he didn't say bacon
starmite 0
I'm still failing to see why this is an Fml
JFK4ME 0
Hopefully shaved ham .