Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML I agree, your life sucks 21306 I agree, your life sucks 21306 You deserved it 66877 You deserved it 66877 4 0 0 25 By FMluck - / Thursday 26 February 2009 22:11 / United States
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML I agree, your life sucks 60884 I agree, your life sucks 60884 You deserved it 7675 You deserved it 7675 419
Today, I managed to convince a girl to come back to my place for a bit of fun. Unfortunately, I was wearing cheap new black underwear, and some of its... I agree, your life sucks 29843 I agree, your life sucks 29843 You deserved it 20131 You deserved it 20131 165
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard... I agree, your life sucks 24111 I agree, your life sucks 24111 You deserved it 3838 You deserved it 3838 62
Today, my best friend blocked me on all social media and is refusing to speak to me, calling me "morally reprehensible". Why? I took a DnD Alignment test... I agree, your life sucks 1 I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, after much delay, I was finally able to set up a meeting with the science tutor my adviser set me up with. Unfortunately, her expertise is in biology.... I agree, your life sucks 10 I agree, your life sucks 10 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Colombia Today, I went dancing with my best friend and I went back with her to crash in her bed. I didn't expect her boyfriend to stay over too, much less in the...
Singapore Today, a day before my birthday, I'm submitting my unplanned resignation after receiving an applicant's phone call inquiring about my position. Because...
Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank...
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