Weird accusation, lady

By wrong state for that shit - 22/08/2020 04:48 - United States

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Today, my uncle’s girlfriend’s paranoid jealousy hit a new low. I woke up to several nasty, threatening texts from her, accusing me of sleeping with my own uncle. According to her, no uncle and niece could possibly be as close as he and I are without something freaky going on. I really hate her. FML
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MandazInTC 32
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Does your uncle know about this? This is just beyond wrong and weird to not break up.

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TxKitten 8
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I'd show him the texts. Then I'd also text her, "Do not text or contact me in any other manner again. If you continue to harass me I will file harassment charges." Then file charges of she doesn't stop. You can't legally claim harassment if you don't tell her to stop.

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RichardPencil 30
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Now you should fuck him just to spite her. And then you'll prove her right so she won't think she's crazy. Everybody wins!

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MandazInTC 32
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Does your uncle know about this? This is just beyond wrong and weird to not break up.

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bloopaloop 27

Invite her to a threesome and she won’t feel so left out!

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RichardPencil 30
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There goes that interactive brain!

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TxKitten 8
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I'd show him the texts. Then I'd also text her, "Do not text or contact me in any other manner again. If you continue to harass me I will file harassment charges." Then file charges of she doesn't stop. You can't legally claim harassment if you don't tell her to stop.

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AmbrosiaFan 18
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Show your uncle.

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tounces7 27

He met her in Alabama, right?

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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send your uncle a screenshot and follow with "can you tell that witch to drop my number"

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Brightside86 29
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Sounds like your uncle's girlfriends gone through some troubles with infidelity. It's easy for people to learn the wrong lessons from those experiences. I hope you can work things out.

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