Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of...

By thankzbabe - 04/01/2012 12:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice!

By growlr - 20/07/2011 09:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

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By PunkChik27 - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By FMluck - 26/02/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By ohman - 02/10/2010 06:28 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

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You deserved it 5 859

SwampNut 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 15:50

Hold the cheese!

ballerboy20 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 15:54

ask him if he wants a snack

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Glidefedt 6

Wednesday 4 January 2012 19:18

That is a huge compliment for a guy... Bacon or video games are the only thing above meat.

Bekll 31

Wednesday 4 January 2012 22:41

Bacon is meat.

lbracero 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 19:30

Your life doen't sucks that mean he likes your ******.

MrNYC 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 0:07

Agreed

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 4 January 2012 19:36

well at least it reminds him of his favorite food.

bcan 3

Wednesday 4 January 2012 19:49

Post pics, let us all be the judge.

corleon198425 22

Wednesday 4 January 2012 20:10

So whats the problme

tangooscarmike 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 20:32

I fail to see where the problem is...

xSorry_fml 10

Wednesday 4 January 2012 20:32

At least his favorite food isn't starfish.

Nok27 1

Wednesday 4 January 2012 20:35

... Are you dating Dan Savage?

muhilrashid 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 20:41

Him imagining that he's eating ham when he's eating your pussy

spp87 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 20:43

Post a pic and let us decide

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Same thing different taste

Nice!

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