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I second this.
Woah! You two are like night and day!
Ham is good, true, but not worth breaking up over. But if OP didn't like bacon, that's just going too far!
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Show it anyway^I single them out as joking, hop off their dicks
That was for 34 :p
what a ham
it would be worae if shesisnt like bacon
Bro learn to spell.
Me and my girlfriend went through a recent breakup over the same subject. Ham is no laughing matter, ham is life.
All you do is bitch and moan.
34, I single you out as an idiot. You get a gold star.
Hard As a ************?
Next time, remember to HAM IT UP!
Valid reason. For real though, if he cant even tell you what is wrong, he doesnt deserve you.
Men take their bacon seriously.
Those are words of the wise
For real though how can he have a relationship with her if she don't like ham?
People are so lame these days...grow a sack and tell people stuff straight!
My thoughts exactly. People need to tell the truth or they aren't gunna get anywhere in life. I think that's the worst reson to break up with someone.
Im sure the nice people on fml will oblige and come up with a million worse reasons than this
Maybe ham is really important to him.
Unfortunately I'm going to have to agree with 1. Especially if the differences extend to bacon!
Naw, he'll break up with you because you're a guy and he's straight
He likes pigs and he doesnt like you. Take it as a compliment!
Don't tell me that you have a beef with beef. There's a lot at steak here!
I see what you did there :)
So he obviously likes big hunks of meat on his mouth (; Honey, I think he broke up with you becuase you two have something in common indeed.
Yaa they usually have nicer dicks...christian guys too ^_^
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Ummm... Experiences.... Or... Pictures online?
NOOO 32! My Rabbi and priest just told me and that's how I know! ;D! *sarcasm* xD Lawl.
They're passive aggressive. Trust.
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HAM IS AMAZING. I would have broken up with you as well!
Valid reason. For real though, if he cant even tell you what is wrong, he doesnt deserve you.