Wait whaaaat? I thought he actually believed that her flesh was made out of bacon!!?

If that was a joke, it was in poor taste. Your boyfriend is a pig.

Then I guess he wants to commit cannibalism...

Bacon is good. Love handles are good. Getting called both is probably really nice, I'd take it as a compliment. :)

Maybe the moment got too deep for him and he was trying to lighten the mood?

That would probably just egg him on

I personally think it's cute. My boyfriend likes to grab by thighs and call me his lamb chop haha

I don't think it would have the same effect as it did on op. That would most likely turn him on.

Unless it hits him that cocktail weenies are bite size.

I don't get why if you get hurt you should try to hurt the other even more ... seriously do people who give such advices actualy do that in their own relationship ? Same goes for the "dump him" comments ...

Well, in Australia she'd call it a cheerio :P

I died a little when I read this xD

OP try this at your own risk, there's a chance you'll end up riding a cocktail weenie as a result or a an argument over both of your body parts or he'll just apologize for what he said so prepare yourself for all the possible outcomes before trying this..

Australian ;)

Ooh, I just discovered a movie called Canadian Bacon (1995). "The U.S. President, low in the opinion polls, gets talked into raising his popularity by trying to start a cold war against Canada.. Not sure how I feel about that.. Has anyone seen it?

@20 that sounds awesome

I believe Canadian Bacon was a comedy.

Bacon and boobs. They make life worth it.

Don't forget booty!

Ya, as insulting as that probably sounds to us, he was probably all turned on by the thought of your body and bacon together, hence not an insult. :)

Exactly !

As a guy, I can say that I can't see being compared to bacon as being a negative thing. If you're so attractive to him that you're comparable to BACON, I almost can't believe you ever even took offense to that. That is the farthest imaginable thing from an insult in man-land.

Liking bacon isn't specific to guys, everybody loves bacon

If I had a pig I'd be doing the same thing lol, or telling him/her what great bacon she'd be

if I had a pet pig I'd be fattening it up then its bacon, spare ribs, and chops for all. then buy a new pet and start over