By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
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doodlebug33 20

Grab his penis and say "Mmmm...cocktail weenie"

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thevelociraptor 31

If it really bothers you that much just tell him. I'm sure if you explained that him commenting about bacon while holding onto you is unflattering, he would stop. (:

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meepmerp 20

Wait whaaaat? I thought he actually believed that her flesh was made out of bacon!!?

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CelticSkye 13

If that was a joke, it was in poor taste. Your boyfriend is a pig.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Then I guess he wants to commit cannibalism...

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fearlesscooldude 12

Bacon is good. Love handles are good. Getting called both is probably really nice, I'd take it as a compliment. :)

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dragonkisses28 25

Maybe the moment got too deep for him and he was trying to lighten the mood?

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thevelociraptor 31

If it really bothers you that much just tell him. I'm sure if you explained that him commenting about bacon while holding onto you is unflattering, he would stop. (:

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BingleBop 18

I personally think it's cute. My boyfriend likes to grab by thighs and call me his lamb chop haha

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MidnightN7 17

Pretty rude thing to do, sorry op. On the bright side bacon is pretty awesome.

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doodlebug33 20

Grab his penis and say "Mmmm...cocktail weenie"

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Cyanidellama 4

I don't think it would have the same effect as it did on op. That would most likely turn him on.

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Krirn 21

Unless it hits him that cocktail weenies are bite size.

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Nedryel_fml 4

I don't get why if you get hurt you should try to hurt the other even more ... seriously do people who give such advices actualy do that in their own relationship ? Same goes for the "dump him" comments ...

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TiaBug 13

Well, in Australia she'd call it a cheerio :P

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Ravike 17

OP try this at your own risk, there's a chance you'll end up riding a cocktail weenie as a result or a an argument over both of your body parts or he'll just apologize for what he said so prepare yourself for all the possible outcomes before trying this..

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MountainGiant87 15

Canadian or American bacon?

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KK3137 31

Ooh, I just discovered a movie called Canadian Bacon (1995). "The U.S. President, low in the opinion polls, gets talked into raising his popularity by trying to start a cold war against Canada.. Not sure how I feel about that.. Has anyone seen it?

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anticulas 12

I believe Canadian Bacon was a comedy.

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i8cake 12

Immature of him even if you have a few extra pounds on you

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tayymeds 23

Just do it right back and be like "mmmm.... mini corndogs." or something along the lines of small penis-shaped food insults.

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miliaras93 17

Guys love bacon , so take it as a compliment even tho it might not seem like one .

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MountainGiant87 15

Bacon and boobs. They make life worth it.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Ya, as insulting as that probably sounds to us, he was probably all turned on by the thought of your body and bacon together, hence not an insult. :)

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WaxenSecrets 5

As a guy, I can say that I can't see being compared to bacon as being a negative thing. If you're so attractive to him that you're comparable to BACON, I almost can't believe you ever even took offense to that. That is the farthest imaginable thing from an insult in man-land.

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jokersmile13 10

Liking bacon isn't specific to guys, everybody loves bacon

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Dozer1988 14

I have a pet pig, and sometimes I grab her back leg and tell her that her ham hock looks delicious. I would NEVER actually eat the pig. (She is just a pet) I just have a strange sense of humor. But since you don't eat people, generally... Maybe he's an asshole.

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mld4657 28

If I had a pig I'd be doing the same thing lol, or telling him/her what great bacon she'd be

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MrCantgetright 4

if I had a pet pig I'd be fattening it up then its bacon, spare ribs, and chops for all. then buy a new pet and start over

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