Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
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doodlebug33
| 20
Grab his penis and say "Mmmm...cocktail weenie"
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thevelociraptor
| 31
If it really bothers you that much just tell him. I'm sure if you explained that him commenting about bacon while holding onto you is unflattering, he would stop. (:
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sidious_fml
| 16
Maybe he was just making a joke? :D
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meepmerp
| 20
Wait whaaaat? I thought he actually believed that her flesh was made out of bacon!!?
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CelticSkye
| 13
If that was a joke, it was in poor taste. Your boyfriend is a pig.
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Then I guess he wants to commit cannibalism...
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fearlesscooldude
| 12
Bacon is good. Love handles are good. Getting called both is probably really nice, I'd take it as a compliment. :)
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dragonkisses28
| 25
Maybe the moment got too deep for him and he was trying to lighten the mood?
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thevelociraptor
| 31
If it really bothers you that much just tell him. I'm sure if you explained that him commenting about bacon while holding onto you is unflattering, he would stop. (:
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noobienick
| 19
That would probably just egg him on
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BingleBop
| 18
I personally think it's cute. My boyfriend likes to grab by thighs and call me his lamb chop haha
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MidnightN7
| 17
Pretty rude thing to do, sorry op. On the bright side bacon is pretty awesome.
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doodlebug33
| 20
Grab his penis and say "Mmmm...cocktail weenie"
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Cyanidellama
| 4
I don't think it would have the same effect as it did on op. That would most likely turn him on.
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Krirn
| 21
Unless it hits him that cocktail weenies are bite size.
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Nedryel_fml
| 4
I don't get why if you get hurt you should try to hurt the other even more ... seriously do people who give such advices actualy do that in their own relationship ? Same goes for the "dump him" comments ...
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TiaBug
| 13
Well, in Australia she'd call it a cheerio :P
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Leeroy2259
| 4
I died a little when I read this xD
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Ravike
| 17
OP try this at your own risk, there's a chance you'll end up riding a cocktail weenie as a result or a an argument over both of your body parts or he'll just apologize for what he said so prepare yourself for all the possible outcomes before trying this..
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nerdychicreader
| 15
The heart wants what the heart wants.
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MountainGiant87
| 15
Canadian or American bacon?
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MrDonSalvetti
| 27
Australian ;)
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KK3137
| 31
Ooh, I just discovered a movie called Canadian Bacon (1995). "The U.S. President, low in the opinion polls, gets talked into raising his popularity by trying to start a cold war against Canada..
Not sure how I feel about that.. Has anyone seen it?
Not sure how I feel about that.. Has anyone seen it?
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jamiro11
| 19
@20 that sounds awesome
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anticulas
| 12
I believe Canadian Bacon was a comedy.
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i8cake
| 12
Immature of him even if you have a few extra pounds on you
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tayymeds
| 23
Just do it right back and be like "mmmm.... mini corndogs." or something along the lines of small penis-shaped food insults.
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miliaras93
| 17
Guys love bacon , so take it as a compliment even tho it might not seem like one .
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MountainGiant87
| 15
Bacon and boobs. They make life worth it.
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TechFire
| 25
Don't forget booty!
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
Ya, as insulting as that probably sounds to us, he was probably all turned on by the thought of your body and bacon together, hence not an insult. :)
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miliaras93
| 17
Exactly !
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WaxenSecrets
| 5
As a guy, I can say that I can't see being compared to bacon as being a negative thing. If you're so attractive to him that you're comparable to BACON, I almost can't believe you ever even took offense to that.
That is the farthest imaginable thing from an insult in man-land.
That is the farthest imaginable thing from an insult in man-land.
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jokersmile13
| 10
Liking bacon isn't specific to guys, everybody loves bacon
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Dozer1988
| 14
I have a pet pig, and sometimes I grab her back leg and tell her that her ham hock looks delicious. I would NEVER actually eat the pig. (She is just a pet) I just have a strange sense of humor. But since you don't eat people, generally... Maybe he's an asshole.
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mld4657
| 28
If I had a pig I'd be doing the same thing lol, or telling him/her what great bacon she'd be
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MrCantgetright
| 4
if I had a pet pig I'd be fattening it up then its bacon, spare ribs, and chops for all.
then buy a new pet and start over
then buy a new pet and start over