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Maybe he was just making a joke? :D
Wait whaaaat? I thought he actually believed that her flesh was made out of bacon!!?
Maybe the moment got too deep for him and he was trying to lighten the mood?
If it really bothers you that much just tell him. I'm sure if you explained that him commenting about bacon while holding onto you is unflattering, he would stop. (:
That would probably just egg him on
I personally think it's cute. My boyfriend likes to grab by thighs and call me his lamb chop haha
Pretty rude thing to do, sorry op. On the bright side bacon is pretty awesome.
Grab his penis and say "Mmmm...cocktail weenie"
I don't think it would have the same effect as it did on op. That would most likely turn him on.
Unless it hits him that cocktail weenies are bite size.
I died a little when I read this xD
OP try this at your own risk, there's a chance you'll end up riding a cocktail weenie as a result or a an argument over both of your body parts or he'll just apologize for what he said so prepare yourself for all the possible outcomes before trying this..
The heart wants what the heart wants.
Australian ;)
Ooh, I just discovered a movie called Canadian Bacon (1995). "The U.S. President, low in the opinion polls, gets talked into raising his popularity by trying to start a cold war against Canada.. Not sure how I feel about that.. Has anyone seen it?
@20 that sounds awesome
I believe Canadian Bacon was a comedy.
Guys love bacon , so take it as a compliment even tho it might not seem like one .
Don't forget booty!
Ya, as insulting as that probably sounds to us, he was probably all turned on by the thought of your body and bacon together, hence not an insult. :)
Exactly !
Liking bacon isn't specific to guys, everybody loves bacon
I have a pet pig, and sometimes I grab her back leg and tell her that her ham hock looks delicious. I would NEVER actually eat the pig. (She is just a pet) I just have a strange sense of humor. But since you don't eat people, generally... Maybe he's an asshole.
If I had a pig I'd be doing the same thing lol, or telling him/her what great bacon she'd be
if I had a pet pig I'd be fattening it up then its bacon, spare ribs, and chops for all. then buy a new pet and start over
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Grab his penis and say "Mmmm...cocktail weenie"
If it really bothers you that much just tell him. I'm sure if you explained that him commenting about bacon while holding onto you is unflattering, he would stop. (: