Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
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SwampNut 8
Hold the cheese!
ballerboy20 8
ask him if he wants a snack
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Comments (217)
sacredeye73 11
How is that a bad thing???!!!
hlynn92 0
Lmao!!! Amazing
reldnahceus 8
I guess thats awesome?
Khalifa89 1
He must eat you out alot huh? Lmao
MrNYC 0
Sounds like you have a yummy ******
Zoranius 6
Tell him that his **** reminds you of a mini sausage, but that it's okay because you like mini sausages.
SheepShoop_fml 20
Sounds good to me. Have a little sense of humor about it and offer him your ham sandwich.
iiEnjoyTurtles 0
That's not exactly a bad thing.
elephantcrazy 7
...... Those are one of those things there's nothing to respond with
bri5083 9
Who's hungry?