Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
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SwampNut 8
Hold the cheese!
ballerboy20 8
ask him if he wants a snack
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Comments (217)
baseballlegitly0 2
thats another whole meaning to eating a girl out
smarties25 0
well he can eat you instead of ham then..
bubo_fml 11
Just think, when you go on a holiday, you can leave a side of ham in the fridge...He'll never stray!
XxXhighlifeXxX32 0
add some eggs
insidejokeswithm 0
At least he likes it and isn't repulsed by it. :D Bur anyway..LOL.
oxxxjackyxxxo 3
Let him eat it then ;)
violetsweety 26
Obviously he's hungry.
kqueen433 0
Well..not to be distasteful..but it IS meat... Just kidding! ;)
ninjacapo 2
****** actually kinda looks like deliham. I guess?
cetlawizard 15
Hmm.....maybe that's where the term "ham wallet" came from.....lol. Jk! I've never seen one that looked,smelled,tasted nor reminded me of ham....sounds like your bf is just plain weird....sorry to hear that op.