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About 22jrdn55
Hi, I am a very friendly, down-to-earth kind of guy. I like meeting new people every now and then. Don't worry, I don't bite, and NO I will not hunt you down nor stalk you. Although, I have been arrested a couple of times. First arrest was for attempted child molestation. The second time was for attempted murder. And my last more recent one was for first degree murder, yeah I don't really get along with people I guess. Wondering why I'm not in jail? Well, when I was young, my family went on a vacation and left me home alone. I was so angry with them, so the night they came back I set the house on fire. Luckily, I was able to run out the front door. Sadly, they didn't make it and I to watched them run around like gerbils. I've always hated gerbils, so this ways kind of hilarious for me. After their funeral, I was raised by the orphanage. Anyway, don't worry that's all in the past, right? Don't worry I got over the illness along time ago, so don't hesitate to send me a message. :D
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