Not your fault... Kinda ironic though. FYL

She must've barked up the wrong tree.

Never underestimate the power of CHIHUAHUA'S!!!!!

Could it have been a wild squirrel with rabbis that found it's way into her house? I mean Chihuahuas and squirrels look pretty similar.

#23, a wild squirrel with Jewish religious figures? Sounds like the start of a bad joke to me.

Thumbs up to you sir

im part of a conversation.

Found out the worse way that his bark was not worse than his bite huh?

Urgh, those things are the spawn of Satan.

One of the most terrifying mixes. Aggressive insecurity of the Chihuahua combined with the anti-christ in dogform, the Poodle... I'd say the OP was lucky that he managed to survive at all.

The only good thing about them is that they're tiny. If you fear for your life you can punt them across the yard and run.

Awww I had a chaweenie, a dachshund, and a St Bernard. The little one was actually very protective...of me. :) He thought he was a big boy. They were all so jealous of each other I couldn't pet one without petting the other two or the little rat, a 100 pound slobber factory, and the hotdog would all try to get in my lap. Sorry, OP. Those chihuahuas are little but vicious.

What does it look like? A tiny fuzzy poodle?

#40 I'm going to call bs, you should know a ST Bernard weighs more than 100 pounds

that dog is going places

Where exactly #4? I'm confused..

I was also thinking the pound xD

I was thinking it was going to the back yard.. In a hole.. About 3 feet deep.

Damn. Dark, dark, dark...

I was thinking a dodgy Chinese food restaurant.

Same thing happened to me

Didn't you know, animals are unpredictable?

Animals are very predictable, especially dogs. It's just that most people can't read the body language. The barking was the dog warning OP to stay away, and I'm guessing there would have been growls, ears laid back, posture would have been aggressive.
Just because you can't read the signs doesn't mean they don't exist.

"I don't just want a nibble, I want a whole goddamn piece!" - poodle thingy

Bit off more than you could chew on this one, OP.

Typical small dog..

Never trust a tiny dog