Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
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Today, my boyfriend has spent weeks trying to get me to cancel my breast reduction surgery, for selfish reasons obviously, even though he knows how bad my spinal problems are getting. I don’t want a hunched back in my thirties, but all he cares about is his sex life. FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted him to be a little more masculine and dominant in the bedroom. He broke up with me because I'm not "feminist enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
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Top comments
Pwn17 25
I guess he isn't looking out for your breast interests.
DocBastard 40
Good riddance. Leave the idiot be. You're much better off without ... Wait, REDUCTION?? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? NOOOOOO!!
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Comments (242)
katie_xoxo3 16
What a dick, it's your choice not his
alfalfalaffa 17
Maybe the surgeon also offers a spinal fortification surgery?
Ray_of_midnight 23
Well at least you got that big ugly lump known as a boyfriend removed. Good luck with the surgery.
horneyhic 15
Because no man would ever admit to being offended by a small penis joke as that would mean admitting to having a small penis
horneyhic 15
I understand back pain very well just be thankful yours can be fixed
WhitneyAndGdrago 10
you should get it if you need it I'm sure if it really is affecting your daily life then get it because it's not like you'll reduce it to an A cup so you'll still have cleavage...
MzZombicidal 36
She can reduce it to an A cup if she wants, it's her body, it's her decision. She will still be beautiful. And SO WHAT, if she doesn't have cleavage? Why do you think she would care about the lack of cleavage?
jrock9093 18
If he can't love or like you more than your exterior he's not worth your time anyways I bet others will still jump at the opportunity to call you theres
CaptainBlack 18
This might be a ~MiNoRiTy~ opinion but as a guy I actually really don't enjoy huge boobs. In theory they're fine and I like how they look, but when you're actually in bed with a girl they just kinda get in the way. Smaller ones are much nicer imo.
davincidasecond 24
I also agree ... I'm perfectly fine (and mostly prefer) a female with a modest bust.
123_omg 19
I had this done early this summer, in May I think. I went from a 40 DD to a 40 B. I had severe asymmetry going on. I had a 40 DD versus a closer to 40 C.
QueenOrangeSoda 21
Awesome! I'm so happy for you.
theblueeyegirl 6
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