By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 355
You deserved it 4 049

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what a (puts on sunglasses) bitch

I guess you got your trick.

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abudali911 3

hahaha that sucks...

no it doesn't suck. op deserved it because who in their right mind would trick or treat on Sunday. nevermind screw all of you.

thatguy888 0

I agree with 15

OrginalOwen 0

I would show them all and trick-or-treat on Friday, but I'm a little to old and lazy.

rallets 22

YDI for watching "wind up her fist" and not do anything

turtlemansam 6

Was she dressed up as Chuck Norris?

lemoncows 2

no ones to old for trick or treating. why do you think the parents take their kids out? when they get home they take what they want and make the kid think they only got a little bit of candy. at least that's what I'm going to do when I'm older :P

fmlwinnn 0

15- from what I understand, some places trick-or-treat on Halloween night. where I live, people trick-or-treat the Thursday before, but not everyone does.

OP if some kid was trick or treating at your house and you live in Florida, you are in the same time zone as me. For me halloween is tonight so I think this is a fake FML.

or, you know, since all FML's have to be basically voted on and it's still fairly early in the morning, he submitted it last night when it wasn't halloween, but it didnt get posted until this morning

CheshireHalli 19

#62: "On 10/30/2010 at 8:00pm" So, you know, in that case: It wasn't trick-or-treat time yet. :)

well it is trick or treat. she chose trick

shhhitsasecret 0

where I live we trick or treat on the 30th as well as the 31st.

I would throw candy on her face when it was Halloween

According to my parents, I am.

what a (puts on sunglasses) bitch

breenarae25 0

lol

You're doing it wrong

Is there a way to do it right?

Best comment ever.

rallets 22

i think an even better one wouldve been "i guess the trick *sunglasses* was on her" cause that was just not funny. at all. seriously.

hmm what about the trick was on HIM? dice he got punched, or the treat was on her? haha either way :)

Wow, you're just.. awful.

mcdino 0

that was a fail

C6Racer 0

FreshPie, that is one epic win.

Lady_Zydrate 1

I loled for so long at this

agree with one that sucks!

I guess you got your trick.

Oh yeah, that IS how it works, isn't it?

A lot of people think it works that way. In fact MOST do.

itsyoboyricky 0

what a bitch

FFML_314 11

Why didn't you slam the door in her face when you saw her winding up her fist? Always wear a nut cup around Halloween. Everyone knows this.

A nut cup? You never know what they're sneaking into the candy this year. One year it's nuts, the next year they pack a real punch.

hottyinabag12345 0

winnnnn

lol have eggs near ur door for backup incase this happens again

always have attack dogs for such an occasion.

id scalp that child! teach that ungrateful little shit a lesson! lol

fmlfmlc0de 0

physco much?

Xavi89 0

If I was you I would put aside some special candy for her if she returned tonight.