Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend has spent weeks trying to get me to cancel my breast reduction surgery, for selfish reasons obviously, even though he knows how bad my spinal problems are getting. I don’t want a hunched back in my thirties, but all he cares about is his sex life. FML
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Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML
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Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted him to be a little more masculine and dominant in the bedroom. He broke up with me because I'm not "feminist enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
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Top comments
Pwn17 25
I guess he isn't looking out for your breast interests.
DocBastard 40
Good riddance. Leave the idiot be. You're much better off without ... Wait, REDUCTION?? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? NOOOOOO!!
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Comments (242)
edward_cossett 5
what's wrong with breast reduction? lol
vuduguru 5
what a douche, guess he don't realize that it'll be a good thing for you
pooldude 24
Well you have to understand that it is a lot for a guy to take in!
NoBuenoLeno 9
I feel you girl, having big bosoms are uncomfortable despite the compliments.
Sweetpea22 14
Pervert
RabecaNightmare 2
I love my huge boobs, but they cause a lot of problems. I'm a 40G cup. And growing up, I've moved a lot. So moving furniture, mixed with huge boobs. My back is ******. Im turning 21 on October 16th, right, and I've already got pinched nerves and herniated disks in my lower back. Yay huge boobs :P
Zinging 8
You're much better off WithOut a guy like that.
girlymae 12
Sounds like he's the selfish bitch here...
Erery 16
"EX boyfriend" now for sure. You don't need him.
chynnatownn 11
Clever! Good one.