Roommate, Relatable, Decoration and Kids: Roommates from hell

Roommates from hell

By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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You deserved it 4 116

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2023 22:30

Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML

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By Natalie - 02/03/2010 22:05 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

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Parenting fail

By Anonymous - 21/01/2020 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML

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You deserved it 547

By Ed - 05/12/2010 13:53 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

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Picasso in training

By Anonymous - 18/05/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I discovered my 3-year-old daughter's artistic skills. She managed to draw an elaborate mural on our living room wall. The masterpiece? A stick figure family, including our dog, but instead of a tail, he has a second head. She of course used permanent markers. FML

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You deserved it 158

By inboxbuddies - 16/06/2009 10:35 - Saudi Arabia

Today, my daughter asked me if we could make sticker art. Of course I said it was OK so she went to get some stickers. I wondered where she was going when she walked into the bathroom, but I didn't ask. I left the room and when I came back, her paper was blank and my pads were stuck to the wall. FML

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You deserved it 5 963

By Anonymous - 18/12/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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You deserved it 4 836

By powsser - 11/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML

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You deserved it 5 714

By LittleArtist - 18/02/2014 01:01 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML

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You deserved it 5 289

By Barney - 18/06/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

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TheCaramelKing 11

Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:03

Make that bitch put up new wallpaper.

PandaSmile 24

Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:03

Not gunna lie I would be all over that shit. Dots are always just asking for petals.

Comments

addioty 19

Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:02

Kids do the darndest things!

NeighSoulSister 6

Wednesday 2 October 2013 1:51

I'm getting really tired of comments like this.

\ 28

Wednesday 2 October 2013 1:58

If the roommate was there, it's her fault for not having watched over her sister.

addioty 19

Wednesday 2 October 2013 4:59

Sorry. I guess I really wanted the top spot and became one of THOSE commentors. I apologize for the shitty comment :/

anonyeorge 3

Wednesday 2 October 2013 5:11

did 1 really jus say "darnest" lol

ChevyRedneck85 13

Wednesday 2 October 2013 6:21

#55- nope they said darndest

TheCaramelKing 11

Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:03

Make that bitch put up new wallpaper.

diarheea101 11

Saturday 12 October 2013 19:06

maybe she doesn't know any better, but if she does than, yesh, she best.

PandaSmile 24

Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:03

Not gunna lie I would be all over that shit. Dots are always just asking for petals.

Allennis44 16

Wednesday 2 October 2013 4:52

Stay away from my dots

Legendslayer222 26

Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:04

Why even bother with wallpaper when you have such a budding artist ready to do the decorating for you?

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:05

You shouldn't have put up polka dot wallpaper in the first place. You were begging for some little girl graffiti with that tacky shit.

TogeBara 12

Wednesday 2 October 2013 2:20

you are a right dick aren't you

mif_fml 27

Wednesday 2 October 2013 2:22

No, definitely a left dick.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 2 October 2013 2:50

TogeBara - You did notice my name, right? There is a reason it isn't DocReallyNiceGuy.

poppyseed420 9

Wednesday 2 October 2013 8:31

Honesty tends to be brutal

lovethesidewalk 19

Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:05

Your roommate should fix it. Make him/her redo the wallpaper.

gh0sthunter 6

Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:06

probably because the higher she reached the higher she got.

SoliDSt33L 33

Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:34

Sharpies haven't been made that way for several years.

japajo 2

Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:07

Draw over it with dry erase marker...no more petals.

alshygirl 14

Wednesday 2 October 2013 5:00

How would that help?

Treveyon56 14

Wednesday 2 October 2013 5:29

Apparently 8 doesn't know what permanent means.

lexa1love 16

Wednesday 2 October 2013 5:46

Depending on what the surface was drawing over a permanent with a dry erase will break down the permanent and allow it to be erased like a dry erase marker.