Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
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Today, my boyfriend has spent weeks trying to get me to cancel my breast reduction surgery, for selfish reasons obviously, even though he knows how bad my spinal problems are getting. I don’t want a hunched back in my thirties, but all he cares about is his sex life. FML
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Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
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Top comments
Pwn17 25
I guess he isn't looking out for your breast interests.
DocBastard 40
Good riddance. Leave the idiot be. You're much better off without ... Wait, REDUCTION?? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? NOOOOOO!!
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Comments (242)
AsianBomb_xo 10
Now, that's just plain dumb. He should be supportive with anything that makes you feel happy(:
jayjayjetplane 3
I've had one before and have part 2 coming up. I know how you feel but they don't know how much it sucks to have them until they experience big book problems 1st hand.
WellImScrewed124 6
All men think boobs are the most important thing
littlelovee 7
Then be a selfish bitch, get your reduction, and dump his ass. You deserve better.
KenziDionne 14
Now that's just childish but your better off without him
OctoberJade 12
Been there, that sucks. But do what's best for you! Any guy who is that shallow and cares more about your looks than the pain you might be in, is not worth it.
CypherNinja 3
only thing I can think of is maybe your not in the best financial situation do such a surgery? my girlfriend shady has back problems because of her breast and they're still growing so she'll probably want a reduction as well.
mannequinxoxo 2
Hes right
shaunr40k 20
No, no, no I think you meant enlargement
iateapenguin 27
Why the **** are there so many YDI votes?! Having huge breasts can be really damaging to a woman's back. Think about that next time before you all ******* assume.