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Bitch ****!!!
haha you fat ******
or it can be a condition called gynecomastia.
^^ someone just wrecked the joke waggon!
33 is obviously taking this fml personally. I'm sure her soap box is going to collapse under her weight any minute now so she won't be all high and mighty much longer. :/ OP should've mentioned a bizarre medical condition of that is the case, after all that would make the fml more intense. Self induced obesity is more likely the case. Sorry
^^then what are you doing on FML?
Bigger is not always better. You cannot summarize my whole personality just because I shot down your overly defensive comment. In your own words "You can't just assume things." You keep mentioning how little you care yet you're still commenting. Go to bed now, you don't want to miss the school bus; Heaven forbid you have to walk.
57. we get it, your a saint! your better than us :/ I'm a sinner and guess what? I'm lmao right now :) atleast op might be able to win a wet t-shirt contest!
-65, whatever, like I said, you assume. Just because I took up for someone, you seem to want to bully; I'm sooo fat. Get a life, and over yourself. And for the school fact, I see you checked out my profile to learn my age, you should've kept reading. I graduated, you dumbass! No school. And Heaven forbid you get a real job....you loser.
I didn't check your profile. I have a real job. And as irrelevant as that remark was I'd like to clarify that I make 15 an hour, no less than 8 hour shifts (usually from noon to midnight or later depending on the location) my last event tipped us 120, leaving me with a forty dollar bonus, And that is nothing for a fifty person private party. We usually average 200 to 1500 people. Might I ask what your promising "career" might be or should I just google burger king employee benefits?
You both sound incompetent. Stop arguin online and go get in a barfight or something. Or just take it to private messaging. Insulting someone you don't know is on the immature side. i know I kindaa just did, but... hahahhaha you deserve it. No one wants to see your petty argument.
I'd rather work at McDonalds than Burger King.
Randuhh, I'm going to make this simple - if you've been here for any length of time, you will see that the majority of the commenters are here to make fun of the FMLs, not to give advice. Trying to be helpful doesn't make you any better than the rest of us, so get off your high horse, please. flickyourbic1223 - are you really bragging about making 15 dollars an hour? And about making a 40 dollar bonus? Seriously? You people need to grow up, shut up, and take it to PM.
Rawr.
Moobs? Please...they're called "Breasticles"
Fail
nice.. first time I've heard that one!!
rbubbles, how have you never heard of the infamous Moobs?!
I was thinking the same thing!!! MOOOBS!!!! :)
lol that's a new one xD I'm gonna start saying that
haha moobs.. classic.. :D
Chesticles.
That sucks, OP. :(
Just because the Doc. told him to get a breast reduction doesn't mean he's a fat ass. Geez. I feel sorry for you :/
# 136: why the hell would he have man boobs if he wasn't fat? huh? can you explain that? .... yeah you cant can you?
Damnit 130 I was gonna say the exact same thing...chesticles.
131-your an arrogant ass hole judging people who are overweight!
no! mitties, man *******!!
some under-privileged girl could use those!
but man. he feels like a woman. -song plays-
That sucks.
What's the problem? He didn't asked you to do a dick reduction.
y'all is a word that distinguishes the hicks from the rest of the Americans
62. Who mentioned y’all in the post? If you are having explosive diarrhea, I suggest you to run to your shithole, otherwise you might leave some shitty marks all over the stairs, carpet and on the floor.
that wouldn't be a "problem" then. it would mean he's well endowed which is generally a good thing. if they told him he needed a dick implant then it would be an FML..
I hate assholes like you
who cares if someone is fat, doesn't give you any right to hate them!
TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS!
FML is on crack. It's messing up the order. Before I was the last of posting, and now I jumped up. Anyway I don't care much.
Can I get to know u
maybe if you have manboobs ;)
Here we go with pedophile festival.
i have manboobs... now what's up???
courtney has a fettiche
mmm sounds good to me
have mine
we could compare.. :D
we could compare sometime... :)
Or, you could keep the boobs and go for a sex change.
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Moobs!
some under-privileged girl could use those!