Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted him to be a little more masculine and dominant in the bedroom. He broke up with me because I'm not "feminist enough". FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said that I tried to initiate sex too often, and that made me emasculating and unladylike. According to him, men should be the ones to initiate, and women should wait until the man does so. Sorry for wanting sex more than once every other month. FML
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Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
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Burle 17
Man it is a messed up world we live in, words don't mean what they mean. Doesn't feminism mean women can live the way they choose to live? Thus a woman choosing to be dominated is feminist. But it's all backwards and has been turned into a women vs. men conflict that just leaves everybody unsatisfied
EnvyMe33 26
It's probably a good thing he broke up with you. He doesn't sound man enough for you.
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kinky44 28
And now you know why leashes are often used to dominate. Gotta keep em from running
Burle 17
Man it is a messed up world we live in, words don't mean what they mean. Doesn't feminism mean women can live the way they choose to live? Thus a woman choosing to be dominated is feminist. But it's all backwards and has been turned into a women vs. men conflict that just leaves everybody unsatisfied
DavyJoe 13
I agree that he shouldn't have broken up with her, but using your logic, shouldn't masculine mean that he should live the way he wants to and not engage in sexual activities like that?
Burle 17
I see what you're getting at but I was referring to feminism as the movement to empower women, besides that the definition of masculine: mas·cu·line adjective having qualities or appearance traditionally associated with men, especially strength and aggressiveness.
Lisa McComb 10
I believe the guy MEANT to say "feninine" but was too ignorant to know that from "feminist". Perhaps she needs someone more intelligent...
Naty Doris 9
True
EnvyMe33 26
It's probably a good thing he broke up with you. He doesn't sound man enough for you.
sumocj 14
Feminist, dominant, who the hell cares!!! Just put it in the damn hole!!
gobiteme2 34
probably doesn't matter which
RichardPencil 30
He means “feminine.” You can’t fix stupid, and you can’t fix effeminate. You can lower your standards and settle for this jerk, or repeal and replace him.
Georgian_fml 15
damn, people these days break up over little things, if he really loved you or cared about you he would never break up with you over such a silly reason, youre better off with out him OP, you deserve better than that.
Naomi Lacelle 14
I wonder if he meant to say "feminine", as in you weren't acting girly enough in his eyes, or if he truly meant you weren't enough of a feminist, which, in that case, I habe no idea what he would mean by that.
thehaystackerine 20
liberalism at it's finest.
kricket5 19
You simply could've asked him to be more dominant in bed without including the word "masculine." It may have made him feel like he wasn't "man enough" for you. How would you have felt if he asked you to be more feminine in bed?
piinksock 17
I'm getting the feeling the complaint was poorly worded too. You can request dominance without implying he's a pussy.
willydafo 10
Your boyfriend may like men