Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
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Today, my boyfriend has spent weeks trying to get me to cancel my breast reduction surgery, for selfish reasons obviously, even though he knows how bad my spinal problems are getting. I don’t want a hunched back in my thirties, but all he cares about is his sex life. FML
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Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML
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Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted him to be a little more masculine and dominant in the bedroom. He broke up with me because I'm not "feminist enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
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Top comments
Pwn17 25
I guess he isn't looking out for your breast interests.
DocBastard 40
Good riddance. Leave the idiot be. You're much better off without ... Wait, REDUCTION?? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? NOOOOOO!!
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Comments (242)
MymB612 14
Ggirl! Used to have huge boobs (36DDD - 36E) and had the surgery, best thing I ever did for myself. Good luck on the surgery ;) your life will change, you have no idea what you're in for, it's gonna be AWESOME! You'll be able to jump and run and bend and wear cute tops and not hurt your back whenever you move! If you have any questions about the surgery, feel free to send me a message. Cheers!
msmedieval 11
Good riddance. You don't need someone who's willing to risk your health for their selfish needs. Many guys don't realize that "woah big boobs!" come at a cost. My F-cups hurt my back, my chest & make breathing difficult sometimes (let's not mention the sagging that comes when you're still in your 20s). Then there's the fact that the only bras that come in big sizes are insanely expensive! Good luck with your surgery, a better guy will come along who'll appreciate them boobs no matter what size you decide to have them.
breeaannuuhh 14
So glad I'm not the only one! I'm a J cup and I can only find those size bras online :( and they're $50 or more! Any sport I do I have to wear a sports bra over a regular bra just to keep them in place and help me breathe so they're not bouncing everywhere. And the lower back pain...indescribable.
papayeya 18
Am sure most of the ppl whom pressed "You Deserve It" Are male :D
drizzy11 18
I hate stupid comments
Blueskiesforme 10
I had a reduction years ago and I've been so happy with the result! I'm pain free and still have plenty of cleavage. Do what's best for you and ignore the naysayers!
mrsnugglefunny 10
*ex boyfriend
MzZombicidal 36
He dumped her, so yes... "Ex boyfriend" is correct.
howdoilogin 9
"breast reduction surgery" "much needed" these two don't go together.
squideth 18
Hahahaha hilarious. Not.
Sheh_fml 25
No, of course she should be in pain instead. Idiot.
MzZombicidal 36
How about you take a second to read the comments of some of the woman who went through OP's experience? Maybe you'll learn not to be such a pig about womens issues then.
worldclassrager 41
I really feel like a perv asking how big your breasts are...at least I am near the end of the comments so I will be seen by leas people..,
MzZombicidal 36
Her name is Ggirl, so I would assume that they're a G-cup.
loltbhno 6
how could anyone say she deserved it?
patd77 12
Screw him do what's best for you