Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
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Today, my boyfriend has spent weeks trying to get me to cancel my breast reduction surgery, for selfish reasons obviously, even though he knows how bad my spinal problems are getting. I don’t want a hunched back in my thirties, but all he cares about is his sex life. FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted him to be a little more masculine and dominant in the bedroom. He broke up with me because I'm not "feminist enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
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Top comments
Pwn17 25
I guess he isn't looking out for your breast interests.
DocBastard 40
Good riddance. Leave the idiot be. You're much better off without ... Wait, REDUCTION?? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? NOOOOOO!!
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Comments (242)
revidffum69 22
Keep us abreast on this titillating story. When that boob broke up with you, I hope you said "later brah" or "tata"
Yakostovian 18
I love boobs, but back pain just isn't worth the giant melons.
honeymoonroyale 20
Trust me, if I had the chance to have less back problems and over the top boobage, I'd take it. I wouldn't care what ANYONE thought. I'd kill for one myself lol. Anyway, good luck!
cherryllollo 7
After the surgery, give him your boobs fat in a jar. That way he can still play with them.
bv2332 10
How dare you!!!
Maxilius 9
I'm going through almost the same thing. Dont let him stop you! I know your pain!!
letmehavemytea 21
:( I know your pain, OP. Good luck on the surgery!
josiemorehouse 12
OP, I feel your pain!! 10 yrs ago I went from a FF to a D. BEST. DECISION. EVER!! Don't let anyone discourage you! It's not all rainbows and puppy kisses having ginormous boobs. Yeah, they make for a great conversation piece, hold beverages pretty well, and make a comfy pillow, but the back/neck/shoulder pain is unreal!! Plus having special order bras that are ridiculously expensive and annoyingly painful and uncomfortable, giant boobs are a nightmare for us generously-breasted ladies. Surgery doesn't remove ALL of the fun, just brings it down to manageable proportion. A little lift, take away some of the extra, and bam... Still enough to keep any man occupied (for 5 minutes anyway), but more comfortable for us! Girl, hold your head high, your boobs will look amazing, you'll feel better, then he'll see you strutting your stuff with a hotter guy and realize he's an insensitive douchebag that deserves to be alone!!!
smurfdoll 8
FF ? I didn't know that existed! I'm 32 B :( I feel empty :( I need boobies but I agree on your comment :)
fuckpeople307 5
Big **** are attractive
buonotomato 20
Large breasts may be nice to look at, but that's basically the only thing they're good for.
cookie1207 19
Id dump you too!
baref00tmama 15
Yeah...this is the kind of thing perpetually single people say.