Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
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Today, my boyfriend has spent weeks trying to get me to cancel my breast reduction surgery, for selfish reasons obviously, even though he knows how bad my spinal problems are getting. I don’t want a hunched back in my thirties, but all he cares about is his sex life. FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted him to be a little more masculine and dominant in the bedroom. He broke up with me because I'm not "feminist enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
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Top comments
Pwn17 25
I guess he isn't looking out for your breast interests.
DocBastard 40
Good riddance. Leave the idiot be. You're much better off without ... Wait, REDUCTION?? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? NOOOOOO!!
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Comments (242)
happyfingers 15
Maybe you can ask to keep however much is removed. Ya know, like some people like to keep kidney stones and stuff? Then put it in a baggie and mail it to him. If he apparently wanted them so bad, now he can keep them forever! :P Seriously though, what a douche.
djPanda 8
That pervert doesn't deserve you
smurfdoll 8
Aww I need boobies :/
Firefly959 4
You're better with out him. You now know what he was after.
klab88 1
I had a reduction also, my boyfriend at the time picked me up and was amazing after the whole thing! When i finally went back out to bars and stuff he dumped me because I was too confident!! Haha silly boys!! Good luck!
Lehk 9
by "too confident" you mean flirting with other dudes? if so YDI
blackonblight 33
I know they make pregnancy suits for men to wear to get to know what it feels like, do they make fake **** that weigh the same? You'd also need to make sure it actually pulls on the muscle, not just hangs on the neck, so they'd feel it when walking down stairs. Sometimes when I hear guys bitching about stuff like this I laugh, feel grateful for my flat chest, and think they'd not be so keen to deal with breasts. Even a-cups can be pain when running, no one should have to carry extra weight in such an inconvenient place!
tigermom_natta 2
Some men just don't care.
ItsTerrBear 8
Ew,what an asshole
Jeffy91 28
Ever think he just simply loves you just the way you are? Don't jump the gun here. ha
iateapenguin 27
If he really loved her, he'd respect the fact that her boobs give her problems and she needs them to be smaller. Breast reduction is barely ever for aesthetic purposes. Big boobs cause back problems.
Loboman 6
Gonna be tough. I knew a girl whose looks were apparently ONLY in her chest, since she was wanted by every guy before her reduction surgery and nobody afterward.