Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend has spent weeks trying to get me to cancel my breast reduction surgery, for selfish reasons obviously, even though he knows how bad my spinal problems are getting. I don’t want a hunched back in my thirties, but all he cares about is his sex life. FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted him to be a little more masculine and dominant in the bedroom. He broke up with me because I'm not "feminist enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
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Top comments
Pwn17 25
I guess he isn't looking out for your breast interests.
DocBastard 40
Good riddance. Leave the idiot be. You're much better off without ... Wait, REDUCTION?? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? NOOOOOO!!
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Comments (242)
hplover7 11
I would say good riddance! You dodged a bullet there.. He's an idiot. Hope your surgery goes well!
Waredo_Dyrge 11
Sorry your boyfriend is such a piece of shit twatweasel. Better luck next time OP.
breeaannuuhh 14
As you check out of the hospital, you should make an appointment for him to get his head removed from his anal cavity.
sugarbear0727 19
What a dick. You're better off without him. Big boobs are painful and women have every right to make our lives easier for us, including breast reduction. The back problems are ridiculous.
salsa99 6
All the "i agree ur life sucks" r women and all the "u deserved it" were men
Waredo_Dyrge 11
I hope you are ******* kidding.
wowsaint 4
New boobs ...New boyfriend... ;)
edgar20 7
Come on girl... Large breasts are attractive :)
iateapenguin 27
And they ******* hurt. Being pain free > having giant boobs that every guy loves
elevoloxx 13
That's crap. I had one and everyone I know who has had one and NONE of us regret it. The back pain is horrible. My boyfriend now bitches that I had one constantly but he understands it was for the best. (I think he just likes to complain (; ) I say do what's healthy for you, and don't worry about immature guys' opinions. :)
sanecatlady 13
Typical man. Unless he's blind he's only going to care about what you're like superficially. >:(
LissaMccracken 23
Well its your money. If he's gonna act like that then... Oh well.