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By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

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Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
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classicsparkles 17

I don't understand why you would have sex in a car when you have a house that you've made it apparent you're alone in @_@

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Ethan_Anonymous 28

I really don't know what to say about this one

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ARetardedSeal 24

I hope he was professional enough not to bring up your previous encounter

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SlimDanny 15

I'd just like to say I love the simplicity of your profile pictures #1.

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anonymous100000 17

yeah but now the cop knows where they live lol

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liliyalee89 4

he would of already known where they live by their licensees.

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dakatabg 31

That is funny, what was his reaction? You again?

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Shamanskinator 15

Maybe it was the same cop because he was the one who broke in before the first encounter :D

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Redoxx_fml 22

Should've made him search the whole house and the entire neighborhood.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Serves him right for leaving it open

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AmayaR 12

Modifiers are important people ?

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haleymak_ 14

I missed that, kudos to you #9

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Davjwx 7

Those dangling participles, gotta always watch them.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Awkwardly laugh most likely

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classicsparkles 17

I don't understand why you would have sex in a car when you have a house that you've made it apparent you're alone in @_@

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venomousflower 24

Sometimes you just gotta get it done right then and I guess the cop car was the closest enclosed space they could find

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classicsparkles 17

I am 99.9905% sure she meant her boyfriend's car and they would both be in jail for breaking and entering and indecent exposure inside government property if they somehow made it into a police car together, alone. -_-

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trickster91420 21

Sometimes you just want to be spontaneous and have sex in new places. When you have been with the same woman for 5+ years you do thinks to keep the spark alive. But then again i was smart enough to do it in a car with tinted windows... And you park in a public spot. In a alley or the end of a road is just suspicious. That's the type of things cops look for.

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russfml 31

Car sex is fun and part of the fun is the chance knowing you can get caught. Ya it does suck when you get caught though lol

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Zebediabolical 39

I love having sex with girls in a very uncomfortable place. Like the back seat of a Volkswagen.

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victorvldv 8

When you're in a relationship you have sex anytime, anywhere.

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trickster91420 21

Try the back seat of a mustang. That requires flexibility.

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isisorchid 16

Backseat of a Matrix and a Neon. That was uncomfortable.

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