Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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Top comments
anonacs 0
Get out now.
penisface69 17
thats one call every 3.75 seconds. You're lying. go away.
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Comments (169)
TheOtherNewest1 6
I ran....so far a-way-ay!
yankeeruler777 0
get out. this a sign of an abusive relationship. trust me you'll regret it if u don't.
infantry831 0
you suck. stop being mean. why were you with your friends and not him? why couldn't he be with all you? you were probably kicking rocks and building a fruit cake haw. go fly a kite you suck
cookies_for_you 0
everyone who's calling fake because of the 80 times in five minutes thing, it's human nature to exaggerate. it's not like you've never done it before, so get off your high horses. and OP, seriously, FYL. run. now.
rachelsantixo 1
Amen!
null_fml 11
I know!! I alone probably exaggerate like 2000 different things every day!
Lisa89 3
Well if you're btiching about it on here... You obviously should and want to dump him. and lol for the people who are getting all upset because she exaggerated her story
fed_up_thespian 9
Amazingly, I have a former guy friend who did this... he admitted to me that he called his gf 40-something times because she didn't answer, even though he knew she was at her MOTHER'S HOUSE. He managed to convince himself that she was dead or something and drove 4 hours to her mom's house to look for her, saw her driving around, and followed her in his car while calling even more.... AAAAND, now he's single. All is right with the world. People are nuts. RUN AWAY.
marc_with_a_c 3
wow, break up with him..
dummydory 4
You better dump him now.
vanessa17_fml 0
I think he's alittle obsessed with you.
tbbucs 0
run. fast. now.