Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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Top comments
anonacs 0
Get out now.
penisface69 17
thats one call every 3.75 seconds. You're lying. go away.
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Comments (169)
ShadowTheKilla 0
Dumbass.
Sukimaye 0
so wait why don't you pick up?
wtfreally81 0
You're not required to answer your cellphone just because it rings. If I'm spending face to face time with my friends, it's better to focus on them, and not on every little text message or phone call. That's what voicemail is for, and ignoring your friends when they are right there in front of you is rude.
idkweird 0
I wouldn't have picked up if someone did that to me. In fact, Id probably shut my phone off.
usnwife 18
she had tols him she was with friends, and (presumably) not to call. I personally would have picked up once to make sure it wasn't an emergency, unless he left the voicemail on one of the first calls...then I would have blocked the number!
AntiChrist7 0
Don't date morons. YDI
matineesuxxx 1
u sure Know how to Pick em eh? lol
tooclassy 0
You never know, maybe he loved you so much because the only thing he really has is you. I don't know, just a prediction :)
beanstalk0311 0
Psycho! Lol NEXT!
SenGaeriel 3
YDI for dating your future stalker.
FerrariCake 2
I think you're exaggerating: 80 times in 5 minutes? Actually, it sounds like you're perfect for each other: he's a fatally insecure future member of the Homicidal Stalkers Hall of Fame, and you're a bit of a drama queen with a penchant for hyperbole. He'll provide you with plenty of stories that you can share on FML and garner the attention you desperately seek.
sickofitall_fml 0
Run. Fast. Before he pulls the "I can't live without you" card and you end up the in the next issue of Cosmo as the victim of a manic love murder/suicide story.
Saccharide 0
This.
YummyNummys 0
i don't think that's a boyfriend... you've only been dating a week. what are you, in the like middle school?
LeverPuller 5
I really don't understand the people responding with things like this. When someone asks to be in a relationship with you, and you say yes, that's it. You are boyfriend and girlfriend. (/boyfriend and boyfriend or girlfriend and girlfriend WHATEVER.) It's not just middle-schoolers who ask people out after short periods of time. And for the record- Most people who visit this website are Junior High - 'College' age. Which is how dating works during that time.