By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 524
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Run like the wind!

He's probably feeling guilty since he involuntarily cheated on you while he was in the pokey.

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haha that sucks

he doesn't love you.

The OP doesn't love #1?!

Looks like he was - *Puts on shades* Calling out of jail to his ex-girlfriend! Haha! Oh wait, shit.

LOLOLOLOLOOL Sirin, but no, you're obviously confused again. That was pwincessa's method of getting her fascinating, profound, intriguing comment near the top of the list. It's something I like to call "attention whoring".

oshit lulz i tawt she ment numba wun wit her furst post but den u cleerd it up fir me an i luked liek a real stoopid nub an then HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA u a funneh man doc u uber funneh u ultra funneh

These guys..

you must be new here, Sirin is a mod.

Sirin, You need to get the thumbs up put on moderator comments.

38, you must be new here. It's called sarcasm.

yo siran are you fuckin stupid I'd like to see you tell me that is the fuckin" face you SON of a bit*h!!!!

Run like the wind!

agreed, run and never look back...or maybe you could go pick him up with her ;)

ha wow your retarded for still being with him!

Jessi, it's been said a few dozen times already, but it bears repeating once again: when you call someone retarded while using incorrect grammar, you end up looking foolish.

I no leik lul what a retard

I spell like that, don't know no better

Jess is a blonde. hypocrite much?

It's not hypocritical at all.

You're my hero Doc.

At least he told you!? Lol! That sucks... I think... :-)

He's probably feeling guilty since he involuntarily cheated on you while he was in the pokey.

Well that shouldn't matter should it

You can't be serious.

Doesn't it tell you it's a collect call and you have to press a number to accept it before you speak to the person? Fake!

Okay so my comment gets "moderated" that didnt have a single curse word in it or anything mean to OP? Meanwhile other people are calling OPs hoes and B****es! Get it together FML

Swear as you like, but please, read the rules and get your shit together before crying foul. I would not want to make a habit out of feeling sorry for you.

Read teh internetz rules. You will probably find them enlightening (even if it's only because you've never seen the word "intuitive" before). Edit: I swear Sirin just rearranged the comments. There's no way it took over four minutes to type this.

lol n1 wat a win

I bet you misunderstood him. If he hasn't told you yet, he would never waste this romantic gesture by calling you from jail. He was probably talking to his cellmate.

Looks like he was - *Puts shades on* Trying to get out of jail by calling his girlfriend and saying "I love you" for the first time! Oh wait, shit.

Hey, I thought it was pretty funny... so... Yes

YEEEEEEEE ESSSSSSSS! hehe