Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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anonacs 0
Get out now.
penisface69 17
thats one call every 3.75 seconds. You're lying. go away.
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Comments (169)
missiann7 0
Um, I've totally been there. Run. Fast.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
nahhh DUMB girls respond well to it, i agree with that. but not all girls want someone whos going to BEAT THEM! thats ******* ridiculous and not something to even joke about. dont treat your girl like shit. im in a relationship now, but when i was *******/pimping around id MUCH rather a guy just tell me were ******* and thats it. guys just need to stop lying. if it freaks out the girl then WHO CARES? then you know it wont work anyway and go **** a girl who wont care thats all you want. AS FOR THE OP: get the **** out now. you could try to talk to him about it, but if its anything like my past relationship, GET OUT. after a week together he called me up when i was hanging out with a group of my friends and said "what would you say if i told you i loved you and want to spend the rest of my life with you?" my response was "weve been going out with a week" and we broke up shortly after that. the months later followed by him calling me every couple of days to "see how i was doing" and "if there was a ever a chance wed get back together". since your boyfriend sounds crazier than my ex i say your future can only get worse. enjoy.
idkweird 0
Anyone who refers to that behavior as "nice, super-loving" has issues. That is obsessive behavior. Here's the other thing: little girls go for bad guys. Women go for nice guys. Only idiots go for a guy who acts like that.
reneedel 4
Get out now. Interesting side note, my ex was really obsessed with me. If I told him I didn't want to talk, he would text me a thousand times, saying only 'I wish you could call'. And no, his phone wasn't sending repeat messages because he would say 'okay, but' before a few of them. It was a huge relief whenever he cheated on me. Funny story to that, too: He cried when he told me.
blastvortex 4
Run like hell. If he's not a drunken git, then he's a needy, little emo pansy. A person should want neither... (unless one is trying to make a quick buck off of the alimony/child-support train, that is).
cass454 0
obv both of you are TOO pushy . he obv took it the wrong way explain that u still like him if you care that much for posting it, he shoulld take it fine
spanishflirt6509 0
RUNNNNN!! psycho alert psycho alert! I winder if he's related to my ex LOL!
thinmint 0
what a whiny little co-dependent emo bitch
vampgirl4life 3
dump him like last month shoes or say it's not you it's me no sorry it's you
sammyRachelle 0
Wow that is horrible. I went on a few dates with a guy that seemed great, on our third date-which was supposed to be a day at the amusement park- he drove me to the court house and said we both knew it was time, there was no denying that we were meant to be together. I feel ya :/
idkweird 0
Haha, holy crap! Id run away pretty damn fast!
fed_up_thespian 9
OUCH. You have my sincere sympathy.
phantomofmusic 0
That's scary!! Time to find a taxi home.