Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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Top comments
anonacs 0
Get out now.
penisface69 17
thats one call every 3.75 seconds. You're lying. go away.
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Comments (169)
jennalynn5 0
get out now before it's to late. trust me this happened to me two after I fell for him an almost a year down the road he started to beat me an control. I couldn't see my friends or go to school. you don't want this to happen to you.. he's way to obbsessive it's not love... you can do way better :-)
jcard1224 0
my ex proposed after 2 weeks. we ended up married and were together for 3 years. sometimes you just know.
rjrudman 0
Hey look, its a duo of nutcases.
perfectwinds 0
Yes, but he's your ex. So uh... Guess you didn't know. My ex was with and had KNOWN his soon to be ex wife for a month before they started trying to have a BABY together... So she would be ok with me being 6 months pregnant with his baby. They got married after knowing each other for less than 6 months. Now THAT'S ****** up psychotic behavior. The guy is now jobless with 2 sons and soon to be 2 ex wives. He's a winner.
lbrunye 0
haha was his name Craig!? he did the same thing to me!
rjrudman 0
Maybe someone should knock some 'sence' into you so that you can finally type a coherent sentence. And don't give me 'It's internet talk' bullshit, you clearly don't know how to speak English.
mmmrabies 0
I second that ^
jcard1224 0
and before anyone says anything. yes he's my ex now, but we are still great friends. I dot regret marrying him after such a short time.
JBoyes09 0
Fhislife more like.
Erindub 0
Jcard you're just as bad.
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
dump him, he's not mature enough to be in a relationship.
ihmMehHA 0
Stalker....
marcopolodolo 0
wussy. u got him in the palm of your hand... squeeze all u can out of him, he deserves it for being a wuss... maybe we'll see h post up a fml...=p