Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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Top comments
anonacs 0
Get out now.
penisface69 17
thats one call every 3.75 seconds. You're lying. go away.
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Comments (169)
disney_blonde 16
You're calling him your boyfriend after only a week?
The__Redneck 7
If you have a rabbit, you better go check on it. Now. Just don't look on the stove.
crankyinthemorn 0
lol :) possible and morbidly sick, but hilarious
MF12 0
MF12 0
MF12 0
it could be five mins and 45 seconds
dramanerd08 5
Now you can say he is not your boyfriend :).
Ingridjk 0
Fake. Each voice mail rings for about 30 seconds. Unless you were rejecting his calls at the speed of light I do not think he could possibly call that many times in 5 minutes.
Cheekers1989 0
Wow!! Seriously? What a ******' creep! Did you say yes? Reminds me of my brother. He married his ignorant bitchy wife after 12 days of knowning her. Now he regrets it but he doesn't want to leave because she is pregnant. Which I think is ignorant. I think that he should leave her. People are so stupid, you know? I hope you find someone better, one that would like to know you longer then a week, to be inlove with you.
xxdios3samorxx 0
i totally agree with you #154 i had a stalker ex & wen i broke up with him he started cryin sayin he was ganna die. i freaked out n called my parents to get me he wouldnt let me leave. to this day he still tries to fond me. just drop him & change ur number cuz if not ur ganna regret it
xxdios3samorxx 0
oops lol find me thnx english is my second language
lilmisspixie 5
I say dump the guy if he's gonna be like that. That's like stalker status right there.
jswarren23 0
run