FML : Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have...

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DOGSNACHER - / Tuesday 29 December 2010 03:43 / United States

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By randomdude1234 | 0

#742614 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 9:13

Think about it logically. Who would want to do this to you. Then seek REVENGE!!!

By 8trickster8 | 0

#742660 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 9:28

You must be a very deep sleeper if it tore up your room and didn't wake you

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By randomdude1234 | 0

#742614 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 9:13

Think about it logically. Who would want to do this to you. Then seek REVENGE!!!

randomdude1234 | 0

#742648 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 9:24

Perfect counter-revenge. Use a cat launcher like the one in this family guy clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McLr1OV7OgI

xCrackerx | 3

#742764 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 10:29

Oh yes. Seek inspiration from a half-assed cartoon too popular for its own good.

rjrudman | 0

#742826 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 11:30

@OP have you tried CLOSING THE DOOR?
YDI for being a fucking idiot.

AtoZnumbersand_ | 1

#742987 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 14:45

Yeah the idiot deserves it for not closing the door in anticipation that a dog might come into his room despite not having one.

Thunderbender | 2

#743699 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 23:00

#19 did you think at all about that comment before you said it?

iluvsidney | 0

#820947 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 6:30

idk bout u but I would be scared fom maaaa life

APOLLO_TC | 8

#6719416 - Monday 5 December 2016 23:53

I knew everyone is entitled to their own opinion but just shut the fuck up

By seanreddog | 4

#742653 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 9:26

Dogs can be bitches. Get a cat. Real men like pussies.

Moemoemoe_fml | 0

#745505 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 19:54

Win! XD

By 8trickster8 | 0

#742660 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 9:28

You must be a very deep sleeper if it tore up your room and didn't wake you

By Mx_Rider | 6

#742687 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 9:40

real men do like pussy...

xshadyshadow | 0

#1017110 - Thursday 3 June 2010 5:57

Lmao, random.

By cheerqueen101 | 0

#742689 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 9:41

Hahaha. That's hilarious!!

By snafu57 | 0

#742697 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 9:44

shit, sounds like a nightmare. did someone get a dog, does it have rabies, wtf is going on?

By devendra_fml | 0

#742709 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 9:48

uhhh can we take a moment to look at the name you posted this with for a second? what is going on here?

Pixiewolfe | 45

#7464316 - Friday 2 June 2017 18:28

OP got drunk and stole the dog maybe?

By honeybeezy | 0

#742733 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 10:02

poor you. I would kill the dog

irateyou | 9

#3886628 - Sunday 15 January 2012 8:51

Go to hell

By Tremdogg | 0

#742741 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 10:10

I agree with #10 what a bastard.

irateyou | 9

#3886618 - Sunday 15 January 2012 8:48

I would kill you

By watchback | 0

#742743 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 10:11

Is the dog a person?? hhh

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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