Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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Top comments
anonacs 0
Get out now.
penisface69 17
thats one call every 3.75 seconds. You're lying. go away.
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Comments (169)
CallMeHush 1
Run, run away as fast as you can.
solar 0
Your probably the guy's "first" gf or he's just obsessed. So...I would say either dump him, or go tell him to "lets take it slowly"
penisface69 17
thats one call every 3.75 seconds. You're lying. go away.
null_fml 11
I never thought I'd agree so much with someone named "penisface69".
Ohmar 0
maybe she just estimated the time
jbluebird923 0
if she was out with friends it probably went directly into voicemail as opposed to ringing multiple times. which only takes like a second...
jackal181 7
That's not the point.... It was probably a lot of calls in a short period of time, but adding numbers makes it sound more stalker-ish. Stop taking everything so literally
ZeroWes 0
He's not inlove, he's obsessed.
kezzstar 0
Run for the hills! It's times like these I am thankful for my reasonable, level-headed boyfriend who knows when to back off.
alexandraa_fml 0
Your classic whackjob.
snafu57 1
he's codependent like you wouldn't believe. he needs help. he can't be good with you until he's okay with himself.
lala150 24
Op, it's not your job to "fix" someone who is clearly unstable. This could be a very dangerous relationship for you, all the "dump him" commenters are right this time! For your own safety, get out now, don't wait, don 't try to fix him, just leave and never look back!
Mzzangel 0
sprung him that fast huh?
caancoha 0
Amy? LOL.
honeybeezy 0
lame