By Andrew - 28/08/2011 22:37 - Ireland

Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML
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Kyuubi1589 1

Do the wheelie. Show em' who's boss!

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iAmScrubs 19

Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when my bike chain break loose?

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Kyuubi1589 1

Do the wheelie. Show em' who's boss!

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yoursucklives 36

do a barrelroll!

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tehaustiebear 34

Get one of those manly bike bells to scare them off.

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marinus_fml 19

Kids who do not respect pigs ought to be shot.

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enonymous 8

I hope this bike has baseball card in the spokes and tassels while he makes vroom vroom noises...

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n_epic_fail 14

if a bunch of kids managed to make OP miserable imagine what a bunch of gang bangers could do O.o

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TheBigFailer 0

Shoot their knee caps out then tbag them! that will show em who the bike boss is

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BagleHead 6

You did beat them with your nightstick afterwards, though, right?

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EnEl_Infierno 15

fyl op. I'd like to see a punk kid try and say that to cop, even a bicycle cop, here in texas. -Kid: Bike Tawt -Cop: *No words just kid laying on the ground with tread marks on his forehead.*

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cyns0_oaSailor 0

20- yes arrest them and make them sit on the handlebars.

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RandomBlackMan 0

Why didn't you include the stuff I said?!

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FurryRocks 10

Halo reach tbagging

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Pabs24 0

What a shitty comment.

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Superman151 4

no if the cop arrested them. the cop would call for another cop to come and pick the person who was arrested up.

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Jvr91 8

Shot them and lie about how they pulled a gun on you first like you guys love to do. New riot!

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stro88 6

Lol bikes are for ******* anyway shoulda gone beat with your whistle haha.

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prince122 0

YTD for paTROLLING you real life troll.

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prince122 0

it's your fault for being a pa-TROLL.

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Jovecove 13

I ride ma bike with no handlebars, no handlebars.. Cuz I'm busy beating the shit of em kids ******' with me.

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Stonedmanalex 0

No good person wants to become a cop, and if they do its almost impossible

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leadman1989 15

Yup, people love their police state in Texas. Rick Perry REALLY?

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Chaos187 6

Freedom of speech nurkaaaa.

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Jammy01jams 2

Well since they're gang members they're highly unlikely to report you, nor would anyone believe them. Just wave your gun around a bit. Maybe take a few shots by "accident" and "miss" the people laughing.

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sulitak 27

really #16, you call them pigs and then say they're to be respected? backwards logic

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pianogirl12345 8

There could have been a lot worse things said..

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chronicBuD420 0

hey your fine(:

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imustbeinsane 2

Seriously lol these must have been some dorky teenagers, muppet? What happened to all the vulgarity I grew up with? I blame Bieber fever

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Iskaria 0

It's an Irish thing... And I actually lol'd at 'go on wanker, do a wheelie' xD These youths are highly unlikely to have any interest in Beiber. They tend (I'm generalising) to listen to techno and the angrier end of rnb, it's just how it is!

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alpaquette91 9

3 overseas those are pretty bad sayings...

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1000waystofml 0

He lives in ireland, thats theyre type Of swearing :p

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cheerbabe3254 4

Well I'm 13 and I LOVE Justin Bieber .........but I'm a girl

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iAmScrubs 19

Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when my bike chain break loose?

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Marques23 5

that's some funny shit! lmao

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ThatOneCanadian 0

its not like he couldve arrested them or anything either, because his basket wouldnt be big enough

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MILFSaregood 7

Amd then i pulled out my .500 s&w and asked them "who wants to see me fire this thing rather closely to you in your direction?"

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rottentomatoes 7

How do you arrest someone? "Hop on the back!"

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KiddNYC1O 20

Handcuffs--> Back-up

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THE_A_TEEN 27

#118 PPPFFFFFFTTTTT i get similar results with a .50.AE Desert Eagle Mark XIX plus 1 extra bullet.

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minisquid 9

Mr. A. Teen, I was under the belief that internally suppressed weapons were illegal in California without a Title 1 permit. Correct me if I'm wrong. ~M. Squid

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THE_A_TEEN 27

They belong to my uncle who lives in el salvador, a gun ethusiast (sp?) and a veteran to the civil war in the 80's, not necessarly (sp?) mine, he own's them in el salvador, not in the states and never will be.

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Bladian 5

Your grammar and spelling are atrocious. Just so you know.

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herop 0

Oh :D why dont you care them? You should have scare them

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Penguins25 0

7? What are you trying to say? Speak up

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mohammadkm95 6

Lol stupid kids, they should know cops can't do that while eating doughnuts

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RA661 8

Sucks how much disrespect officers get nowadays. -.- Hopefully it's not going to be like that all the time you're on duty. ^.^

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ogle5431 1

There are some good cops but it seems most are power hungry douche bags. I can't blame the kids considering the quality of our police these days.

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a_nutritionist 10

yeah cos im sure any experiences teenagers have with police officers are a result of victimisation and prejudice. its not like teenagers have a tendency toward acting like tough guys for no reason, nope, unheard of.

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suckstoobeyou 0

Its not all cops.Its only bike cops that are disrespected because ppl thinks that are pussys for being bike cops,

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a_nutritionist 10

you dont honestly expect people to take you seriously when you type like that do you? im all for cutting corners but that borders on illiterate.

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LifeOnBlast19 9

Lay down the law on 'em then, my dude. ...or you know, stroll away on your bike.

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