Mace? I recommend a concealed-carry firearm. But that's just me.

The OP should have bitch slapped that creep. Outta my own opinion.

no. . . I am getting more of a bragging feeling to this one. I mean he's not a stranger obviously since she's known him for two years. And really who bitches that someone thinks their boobs are perfect and uses a great pop culture references to say it?

That's exactly what I thought. This is a win, not an FML!

yea he obviously loves u to say that keep him

Yeah... Most of the guys I know have never even heard of The Princess Bride. I only know one who's seen and likes it enough to be able to quote any of it. :(

this

Prepare to die.

Where does it say she was hanging out with him? They could have been in school and stopped to chat briefly in the hallway. Quit assuming.

You're not your

damn, shut the hell up. this isn't school. it's a fucking website

ty 7. the number 7 really is lucky, eh?

Have you SEEN Princess Bride?! That's not what the quote implies at all! Even the creeper probably means he doesn't want to loose her and her perfect breasts.

#7 I know right?! how could anyone be flattered by that?

Who said anything about cutting off her tits? The meaning of the line in the movie is that Westley doesn't want Buttercup to kill herself... I assume this guy must have meant something similar, like probably that he doesn't want to lose OP (though not because of suicide, I hope).

Feelings are feelings. If I feel uncomfortable, I choose to see it as my own fault until the person actually *does* something wrong. Until then, I don't judge them.

33, just rememeber that what works for you may not work for someone else. this is drawing close to harrassment... the key word of this fml is creepily...

My contention is that "creepy" has become a cultural phenomenon with profound, even hurtful (when presumptuous), implications. If the only litmus test for determining how dangerous a person is, is "Does this person make me *feel* kinda funny?" then innocent people will get hurt, all over mere misunderstanding. If I think you have a gun, I may pull out my own, may even shoot, only to find out you had no weapon at all.

If she really did "love" him, as the story implies. This shouldn't have been creepy at all

Woops, read that to fast, disregard my last comment ^^^^

I stop eating to fast ;-)

There's too much information we don't have, like how she feels about him, their relationship in general (friends? strangers?), and whether he knows she doesn't feel that way or that she wants him not too. It's just a compliment until it's clear that it is unwanted. *Then* it's harassment.

Probably and why is that considered being creepy? Sounds like a complement to me.

Ok so how are we supposed to know she wants a compliment on her breast or body in general.

Psst! It's after she's married the prince, towards the end. >_> -offers DVD remote-

Bless your heart...

Yeah, it's like when she thinks he's dead so she's gonna kill herself. and he says it and then they make out.

Sorry to have to be the grammar nazi here, but OCD is not something I can control: compliment (with an "i") is something nice you say about someone (this is what you meant) complement (with an "e") is something that completes a set, like a nice shrubbery complements the landscaping in your yard

NI!!!

oh what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say ni to an old woman...

Icky icky ptang zoop boing

Thanks a lot, 24, 25 and 28. Now I have to watch that movie again. :D Monty Python AND The Princess Bride, FTW.

british films rock!

I hope you're only taking about Monty Python seeing as the Princess Bride is an American Film

47- I'll never tell... ANY OF YOU!!!

NI indeed