Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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Top comments
anonacs 0
Get out now.
penisface69 17
thats one call every 3.75 seconds. You're lying. go away.
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psychoxxxinvader 3
He will eventually get jealous and control you. He seems minipulative and abusive. Get rid of him.
wtsc 0
This guy sounds like a straight up bitch. Leave him now.
shitupyouwhiney 0
I don't think it's as bad as with 66's example, but MAN it doesn't sound good. break up with him GENTLY if you don't want a crazy suicidal/homicidal ex on your case. BTW, I'm just assuming from the fact that you posted an FML here that you think this is creepy and will probably break up with him anyway. If it were not posted, maybe you (somehow) thought it was sweet and could have the guts to make it work. It would still be an abusive relationship IMO.
nonnymouse 0
Get out. Now.
chow149 0
my opinion 1 week is not enough time
myfriend_youfail 3
My friend is a perfect example of what happens when relationships move too fast. She was waitressing at a truck stop diner and poured coffee for a "nice" guy. They talked for three hours on her lunch break. He left. The next time she saw him at that truck stop diner, they talked for an hour and he proposed. She left with him the next time he was in town, got married in a civil ceremony at the courthouse, and lived on the road with him in his truck until she became pregnant with his child. She nearly bled to death giving birth. She now lives in a single-wide trailer (with a leaking roof and cracked windows) on land owned by her grandparents and her father. Her son often goes hungry, wet, and cold because her husband would rather care for his six guitars (which he has no idea how to play) than care for his child. He comes home once a month to have sex and give her grocery money, pat his son on the head, and have a dinner made of what food she can manage to buy with the small amount of money she has. OP. Get away from that psycho. You don't want to end up like that friend of mine, do you?
GoTs 0
Lies.
myfriend_youfail 3
Hai thar, Troll. *throws teh cute Troll a cookie*
LeverPuller 5
Wow, you really don't understand what a Troll is, do you? Antagonist/JOKER =/= Troll lrn2internet
MURPHYCHACHO 5
Ok, has your friend never heard of a little thing called DIVORCE?! And if not, have you suggested it to her?
erica123 0
Dump him, just don't be so quick to judge him And number 80 that just shows not to marry someone with being financially secure. Just because you marry early doesn't mean you are going to be poor.what if this guy who proposed to her has money?
myfriend_youfail 3
He's still a nutjob. My point is that they married after only a few hours (MAYBE a day) of knowing each other. He doesn't give a damn about her or their child. He lets them go hungry in a run-down shack so he can continue to enjoy his life on the road. The moral of this story? Don't get into a serious relationship with someone you barely know.
myfriend_youfail 3
And the guy DOES have money, that's the biggest problem of all. He'd rather spend it on guitars he doesn't use than on food and house repairs for his family. He always puts himself above his family, puts his wants before their needs.
Emperor_Jim 0
YDI for referring to him as a "boyfriend" after only a week.
epic_phail 0
Wow... I dated a guy that did that. No fun
idkweird 0
I just always say, "I need a man, not a whiny bitch." That guy is a whiny bitch. I had a guy who was a self-proclaimed "dom" that I was "dating." He was a complete asshole, so I decided to end it....he definitely cried and held my hand to his cheek so I could feel his tears...and kept putting my hand over his heart. I was totally disgusted and annoyed. I don't like guys crying at me. Its stupid aaaaand I need a man, not a whiny bitch. If I wanted someone who cried and got all emotional on me all the time, Id date a ******* girl. I should NOT be the man of the relationship. Run away. You don't want a wimp.
Envy_fml 0
Holy sexism, Batman.
idkweird 0
The way I see it, if someone cries more than I do, it's not going to work. I may be slightly sexist in that, but I'm all for having a real man. Plus, thats kind of how I was bought up. You had to be tough in my family because we all make fun of each other. if someone takes it personally, then it's no fun. My first bf used to cry about everything....my parents nicknamed him "weenie boy." Hell, I make fun of my current bf if he tears up over something. Instead of getting all offended, he just tells me I'm dead inside. It's more fun that way :D
ReallyMike 0
#116, You clearly enjoy dating "whiny bitches" so you can later whine and bitch about it yourself. If you're so retarded that you can't see the difference between a guy who is emotional and a guy who is stoic, YD having whiny bitches as your boyfriends.
idkweird 0
I was 17 for my first boyfriend. not exactly an expert. How did I know he was going to cry about everything? The second guy only got all emo/whiny and started to cry when I broke it off. We had been seeing each other for a MONTH. That's a bit much. My current is not a whiny bitch, hence the reason Im still in it. He's wonderful and knows how to take a joke. I know the difference between those kind of guys having experienced them. Everyone Ive dated has led to great learning experiences. I'm allowed to look back and laugh at the pathetic people in my past. :)
chicken_lover 2
more bullshit about "real men"? PEOPLE cry. not just women. get used to it. when my boyfriend cries, i comfort him instead of whine about how he's whining. men and women have the same emotions, men shouldn't have to hide their emotions because you have an idiotic idea of what a real man is.
Saccharide 0
@ #145: Crying = perfectly normal and acceptable Melodramatic crying = psychological problem
chicken_lover 2
yeah i wasn't saying anything about this fml, i think this guy has serious problems. and op should dump him and then get a restraining order if necessary. i was responding to this "I don't like guys crying at me. Its stupid aaaaand I need a man, not a whiny bitch."
LeverPuller 5
There's still a difference. I comfort my boyfriend when he cries about something normal. But I'm not going to comfort him if he's crying about a dead puppy joke on TV or something. Which is what 'idkweird' was talking about. YES everyone cries. We all know that. REAL men cry. But they don't cry like a whiny bitch when you end a relationship after a week or two. And, yeah, believe it or not, women cry more than men. Obviously not ALL women, but I would still prefer a guy who doesn't cry at the end of a sappy movie like I do. I'm a total baby for that bullshit. (The Notebook FTW ;0; )
idkweird 0
LeverPuller understood. I should clarify sometimes. Im absolutely comforting over real stuff. When my ex-bf's ex-fiance died, I was there for him. Even though we weren't together, when his mom passed, I still contacted him to check on him. I don't mind it when it's something that is real. When a guy cries because we casually dated for a month, that's a bit much. Ive had a guy or two in my day use crying as a means to try and manipulate me. My first bf cried when I tried to break up with him, so I was manipulated into making it a "break." The guy who cried after a month was doing everything in his power to maipulate me, as well. For me, in those situations, I have to shut down emotionally to get through them. I'm kind of a pushover, and people take advantage of that. Basically, by a "real man" I mean I want someone who knows it's ok to cry, but not all the time. Also, if they do cry over something small, they need to be fully aware that Im going to tease them, and Im ok with them teasing me back as my bf and I do now. I call him a little girl, he tells me Im emotionally dead inside and we both laugh. (he teared up over getting his highest bowling average ever. Im allowed to tease him for that) I just need someone who isn't going to get offended by me and my sense of humor :) Luckily, i found that!