Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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anonacs 0
Get out now.
penisface69 17
thats one call every 3.75 seconds. You're lying. go away.
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Comments (169)
HyperExecuter 0
he is a little whiny bitchy ******... if I ever meet him he's gonna get ****** up.
Kiara1021 0
yeah that's super creepy. but first of all, why is everyone freaking out about the time?? guys, it's called EXAGGERATION!! she's just trying to get her point across! this guy has some major issues going for him...
taoKAKA 0
wow, clingy much? you gotta take it easy. that's really scary. xD i was proposed to by my current boyfriend about 6 months after we started going out, but I said I wasn't ready adn that creeped me out a bit. We've been going out for four years now, but I still don't regret saying no AND still going out with him. :3
bombtastic 10
80 times in 5 minutes can happen. my ex called me 124 times in a span of ten minutes because I didn't say good night. people are creepers. tell him to grow up and stop being so clingy. there's much less cling out there, save yourself and find it. you'll be relieved and happier, unless you're into obsession.
Ketz 0
It's impossible for him to have called you 80 times in five minutes. There are 300 seconds in five minutes, right? Take 300 divided by 80 and you get 3.75. That means he must have called you every 3.75 seconds for 300 seconds.
Wii624 5
RUN!!!!!
minenotyours 0
tell him to call me ;) I'll marry him :)
shinyred 0
I've been in this situation. Get out now because it just gets worse!! It will soon become that you can't go anywhere (hang out with friends, go to a family dinner) without him asking why he can't go and calling insane amounts of time then thinking your mad because you won't answer the phone!
stillxsearching 3
seriously, run away so fast! fyl.
preciosapachou 0
is he Latino? cause if yes. that's perfectly normal. been there!!