Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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mn_shr
| 22
Maybe he didn't want to live another second without being married to you.
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pistachiopanda
| 19
Perhaps he takes "Til Death do us Part" very seriously..
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mn_shr
| 22
Maybe he didn't want to live another second without being married to you.
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CedarWood
| 1
Hahaha oh that's a good one lol
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Ambient25
| 24
Awful joke:
Now if a granny pokes me during the proposal and tells me "I'm next", I can look over at the funeral and tell her the same.
Now if a granny pokes me during the proposal and tells me "I'm next", I can look over at the funeral and tell her the same.
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MrSassypants
| 32
I wouldn't want to be another second without her either; she's drop dead gorgeous!...
I'll carefully escort my way out of a 15th story window for that joke.
I'll carefully escort my way out of a 15th story window for that joke.
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Enslaved
| 36
"I don't want to wait
For our lives to be over
Will it be yes or will it be
Sorry?"
*Dawson's Creek Flashback*
For our lives to be over
Will it be yes or will it be
Sorry?"
*Dawson's Creek Flashback*
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Ambient25
| 24
"I don't want to wait
For my lunch to get colder
Da-da-da-da
Why can't I eat it now?
I don't want to wait
For, hah hah, new Toyota
I want the car
That's got a lot of gas"
"Peter Griffin Flashback"
For my lunch to get colder
Da-da-da-da
Why can't I eat it now?
I don't want to wait
For, hah hah, new Toyota
I want the car
That's got a lot of gas"
"Peter Griffin Flashback"
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ohnowhyme123
| 15
still that's not the right place for something like that to happen
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ChevyRedneck85
| 13
Who says romance is dead
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Golden_Rydes
| 3
Notice how both ceremonies start; Dearly beloved, we are gathered here, today, to... Creepy!
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MrSarcasmic
| 10
#32 might've just made my day
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haileyshelton
| 14
Death makes people weird.
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speakersboom
| 19
still a pretty *killer* proposal.
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Where there's death, there's life...
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stuntedat5000
| 4
Not first. but man that totally sucks just a tad insensitive
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StompinOnCrayons
| 15
My condolonc-ulations !
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Stheno
| 11
Oh dear :( Bad timing OP. Have you spoken to him about it?
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TheWildRover1
| 12
Nooo.. she just completely ignored the fact that he proposed to her and is currently on her way to Mexico!
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DarthVader77
| 9
Proposing is a bad idea. There is no good timing for a bad idea. May be, he wanted to hear "no"?
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2aw3som3
| 4
What did you say??
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
The circle of lifeeee!
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nhbasskid13
| 23
no, only if a baby is born at a funeral.
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
Alright Scar
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slickchrome
| 11
I read this thread at the same I was eating a lion animal cracker
*scar voice* "I killed mufasa!!"
*scar voice* "I killed mufasa!!"
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8born8
| 18
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, (diddly diddly)...
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Gittoh
| 21
I hope it wasn't someone too close :(
also: maybe he could have found better ways to cheer you up
also: maybe he could have found better ways to cheer you up
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LilTiki559
| 13
No no no, he clearly did it, because he did not want to die without leaving someone special the millions to his name.
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pistachiopanda
| 19
Perhaps he takes "Til Death do us Part" very seriously..
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zandalee
| 19
Funerals bring out all sorts of strong emotions in people. I hear people reevaluate their lives at them and can make massive decisions to change them up!
OP's man just suddenly had a eureka moment. Shame it was at such a damn sad venue!
OP's man just suddenly had a eureka moment. Shame it was at such a damn sad venue!
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omgbrainZ_fml
| 24
Ouch.
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EXOPH
| 8
Was it your family or his?
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Rasha97
| 8
Atleast you had an audience already tearing up ...
By
Ihavegas
| 22
not a good start.