Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
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yumlicious 4
HAM IS AMAZING. I would have broken up with you as well!
schpanki 11
Valid reason. For real though, if he cant even tell you what is wrong, he doesnt deserve you.
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Comments (165)
Evenzzon 1
Haahaha thats amazing xD
Pushka 8
Hahahaha your x is funneeeh :D Shame u don't like ham you're rly missin out here! But nah srsly tho I bet he just didn't rly like you anymore, maybe you bored him or somethin n he was just tryin to be nice...and funny!
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Where to even begin? -.-
BloodMonger13 9
I bet if you said you like all American beef better you to would still be together
iseyixes 18
Really? Beef comes from a cow and ham is from a pig.
georgie_sd 5
it is just an excuse to leave you.
XxNINJA_28xX 8
Seems legit.
LezBiHonest 7
He obviously views you not liking ham as multiple valid reasons about how you two are different...I mean..ham is wonderful....
ZsaZsaGaboa 14
I've found the best way to keep a boyfriend is letting them thrust their meat choices upon you...
crazyfella 0
Ham is pro unlike you
N3766 20
Then you should say that you like cheese. Ham and cheese, yummm...
RyanLion 0
bitch better start liking ham, or youll never find someone!
baygirl564 9
That's not true