Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different.... - FML

By PunkChik27 - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

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By Jackie - 12/07/2011 07:14 - United States

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By nottelling7012 - 29/08/2010 04:21 - Australia

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Top comments

yumlicious 4

Monday 12 December 2011 8:43

HAM IS AMAZING. I would have broken up with you as well!

schpanki 11

Monday 12 December 2011 8:44

Valid reason. For real though, if he cant even tell you what is wrong, he doesnt deserve you.

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Evenzzon 1

Monday 12 December 2011 9:30

Haahaha thats amazing xD

Pushka 8

Monday 12 December 2011 9:43

Hahahaha your x is funneeeh :D Shame u don't like ham you're rly missin out here! But nah srsly tho I bet he just didn't rly like you anymore, maybe you bored him or somethin n he was just tryin to be nice...and funny!

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Monday 12 December 2011 12:53

Where to even begin? -.-

BloodMonger13 9

Monday 12 December 2011 10:09

I bet if you said you like all American beef better you to would still be together

iseyixes 18

Thursday 15 December 2011 5:39

Really? Beef comes from a cow and ham is from a pig.

georgie_sd 5

Monday 12 December 2011 10:11

it is just an excuse to leave you.

XxNINJA_28xX 8

Monday 12 December 2011 10:17

Seems legit.

LezBiHonest 7

Monday 12 December 2011 10:21

He obviously views you not liking ham as multiple valid reasons about how you two are different...I mean..ham is wonderful....

ZsaZsaGaboa 14

Monday 12 December 2011 10:36

I've found the best way to keep a boyfriend is letting them thrust their meat choices upon you...

crazyfella 0

Monday 12 December 2011 10:56

Ham is pro unlike you

N3766 20

Monday 12 December 2011 10:57

Then you should say that you like cheese. Ham and cheese, yummm...

RyanLion 0

Monday 12 December 2011 11:04

bitch better start liking ham, or youll never find someone!

baygirl564 9

Monday 12 December 2011 14:54

That's not true

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