Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
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yumlicious 4
HAM IS AMAZING. I would have broken up with you as well!
schpanki 11
Valid reason. For real though, if he cant even tell you what is wrong, he doesnt deserve you.
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Comments (165)
LennyComa 39
This fml makes me want a bacon roll...but fyl
xDJonnieV 0
Wow thats messed up ..
marisadc79 0
I don't eat pork at all but regardless, lamest break up excuse ever. You're lucky to be rid of such a jerk. F**k his life, moron.
raphdragon02 8
if he made up some stupid excuse to ditch u it's just cuz he wants to be with someone else
Larion1 13
try to fing real causes
jmalaer 5
COMBOOO BREAKER
KiddNYC1O 22
Of what?
dhiran_singh 16
Maybe u guys weren't compatible with each other...
Dandeska 7
What does meat from a pig have to do with a relationship and where it ends. I bet his jut trolling. Right?
ALLDAY88 8
Maybe he meant you aren't as H.A.M as he is.
mosquito19 14
ham means ****.