Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different....

By PunkChik27 - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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By ohman - 02/10/2010 06:28 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 12:00 - Romania - Orsova

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 16:02 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML

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By nice is not enough - 27/11/2021 22:59

Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2023 10:00 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after concluding we're not compatible at all. He said he knew it all along, but he thought I was "good for all the house stuff." FML

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By Jackie - 12/07/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML

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By nottelling7012 - 29/08/2010 04:21 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because of 'creative differences', as she put it. The real reason is that we couldn't decide which cupboard the plates should have gone in. FML

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Monday 12 December 2011 8:43

HAM IS AMAZING. I would have broken up with you as well!

schpanki 11

Monday 12 December 2011 8:44

Valid reason. For real though, if he cant even tell you what is wrong, he doesnt deserve you.

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Wreckless_fml 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 7:31

Seems legit.

ceoofdiamonds 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:17

I'm a vegetarian lol What an ass And ham is not that damn great ;)

Tri_Edge 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 5:13

you totally deserve it. ham is awesome and u hate it? omg

Hyman_Hunter 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 5:26

Well that's your own damn fault. Ham is delicious.

suzukircr99 3

Wednesday 14 December 2011 7:51

Probably because he found someone better, that likes ham...

alyspar2 5

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:41

Wow, who doesn't like ham?

lisyxo 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 18:46

Lmao

argybargy 3

Thursday 15 December 2011 4:47

As much as I myself like ham, it sounds like this guy was a jerkwad. You deserve better than him.

krazykilla 1

Thursday 15 December 2011 5:11

You should have called him a pig =D

howdoesthatfeel 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 7:42

He most likely did not like you in the first place.

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