Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you,...

By Jackie Campbell - 12/7/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML

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By marinus_fml | 19

#2875059 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:05

It's time to put on your big girl panties now, and move along.

By xxlauruh | 0

#2875054 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:02

lol, slayed. at least he's honest.

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By Jimster1712 | 0

#2875052 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:01

Reminds me of the dream theater song - its you, not me.

zdub101 | 0

#2875064 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:06

well it really must be you

worldcupcheer17 | 0

#2875085 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:09

lmao get your act together then girl! prove him wrong!

pertained | 12

#2875117 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:15

dude, that's not innovative. My version was; its not my console, its yours.

spazmattic | 0

#2875121 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:17

*typical reply to OP, NOT #1 so people see my comments before everyone who got there before me*

whiskuit | 0

#2875156 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:23

Standard comment reply.

garrettsgirl | 0

#2875445 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 17:38

wow he had the balls to say that to you? find someone better!!!

bubble25_fml | 5

#2876271 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:49

regardless of how he put it, you know he meant that. so this is not so much an fml as it is a wakeup call...

a_nutritionist | 10

#2880737 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:11

@39 why would someone better want her when someone you dont even deem to be worthy has no interest in her...
"what? that loser doesnt think youre good enough? find someone better!" yeah...likely.

alone_unafraid | 0

#2881149 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:32

Its clearly your fault. Dealwithit.jpg

By xxlauruh | 0

#2875054 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:02

lol, slayed. at least he's honest.

daBeast155 | 0

#2875302 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 17:02

at least he did say " it's not you , it's her ."

chongers18 | 0

#2882653 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 15:50

you should've said ," well your dick was small anyway." :P

onefinemess | 11

#3177179 - Thursday 25 August 2011 13:05

#2 is right, honesty is the best policy as they say...

By marinus_fml | 19

#2875059 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:05

It's time to put on your big girl panties now, and move along.

bichtygurl | 0

#2875370 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 17:15

yur right move on chica

missmurderx | 8

#2879021 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:58

*you're

xxlauruh | 0

#2879173 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:25

oh god 64, shut the hell up. we get it.

proxxX069069 | 7

#2880463 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:05

I've learned I got to keep moving on to the next one :]

Neorecon19 | 18

#2884633 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:13

70, so you play date & dump? that's kinda sad.

Andrew6111 | 6

#3997737 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:28

64-HAHA! You're an idiot as it actually is "your".

emba_fml | 13

#4277092 - Sunday 8 April 2012 21:34

64 are you fucking kidding me

By MaskingTape | 2

#2875060 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:05

Maybe he's right and it really was you. Least he was honest.

By iLazy | 0

#2875066 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:06

He sounds selfish. Then again there is always two sides to this. Ask him the problem and work on it. Even if you don't wanna get back with him, it could benefit others around you.