Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because of...

By nottelling7012 - 29/8/2010 04:21 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because of 'creative differences', as she put it. The real reason is that we couldn't decide which cupboard the plates should have gone in. FML

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By FFML_314 | 11

#1316607 - Sunday 29 August 2010 12:00

You should have tied her to the fridge and made her watch you put the plates in random cupboards.

By wd0 | 1

#1316554 - Sunday 29 August 2010 11:54

that's an important issue though

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By wd0 | 1

#1316554 - Sunday 29 August 2010 11:54

that's an important issue though

Shookitup | 0

#1316673 - Sunday 29 August 2010 12:15

sucks.

bigredmonkeybutt | 23

#1316751 - Sunday 29 August 2010 12:25

YDI for not recognizing a lame excuse. She obviously just wanted rid of you. Move on.

mintcar | 9

#1316942 - Sunday 29 August 2010 13:01

1, it's a very important issue. Sometimes, you just can't make compromises.

iSitt | 0

#1317235 - Sunday 29 August 2010 14:59

it was a test to see if you would submit to her meekly.

I_have_no_clue | 0

#1317268 - Sunday 29 August 2010 15:08

Is this a metaphor for sex?

Griggy | 0

#1317286 - Sunday 29 August 2010 15:12

You shouldn't feel bad. If she's dumping you over cupboards you need to drop her ass like a stone.

iTaylor | 0

#1317713 - Sunday 29 August 2010 16:40

lol 26
and if cupboards broke you up, it wasn't meant to be

emmaleeislamee | 0

#1317725 - Sunday 29 August 2010 16:42

lmao @26

OP, she was probably just looking for a reason to dump you.

sheribb | 5

#1317739 - Sunday 29 August 2010 16:46

ur from Melbourne too awesome! seriously ur girl is lame breaking up over where to put the frigin plates!!!

noscope_ftw | 0

#1317948 - Sunday 29 August 2010 17:29

more like ydi for moving in after dating for only 6 months

legonut6 | 0

#1317967 - Sunday 29 August 2010 17:32

I agree with @40.

twinny_sc | 13

#1317987 - Sunday 29 August 2010 17:34

YDI for moving in together after six months.

flotar | 0

#1318557 - Sunday 29 August 2010 20:12

Sounds like an important issue to me! I'm a divorce attorney, and I'll try to use that "creative differences" excuse to see what happens lol. sorry op.