Money, Sex and Scams: Bang for your buck

Bang for your buck

By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 06:00

Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML

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By Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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By vaness@ - 06/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML

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By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 22:05 - United States - Shelby

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

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You deserved it 11 898

By Melaknee - 19/03/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

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By Hooker - 28/03/2013 23:58 - United States

Today, I was on a girls' trip in Las Vegas. I met a cute guy at a bar and we were going back to his hotel room together. On the way up, he asked me how much it would cost. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By thebigguy - 12/08/2017 04:30

Today, as it's been a long time since I've been with a woman, I decided to enlist the services of an escort. Upon my arrival, she looked at me and said, "Honey, we are going to need a bottle of whiskey and an extra $100." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

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By V - 23/07/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML

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emmalou 19

Wednesday 24 August 2022 6:20

He's an idiot That's not on you, take it as a compliment that you looked expensive 🫰

thinman12345 15

Wednesday 24 August 2022 8:51

He stiffed you now you get to stiff him on the bill. He should have told you about the product before letting you use it.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 August 2022 6:05

Wait? Aren't you supposed to negotiate price before the festivities? Poor guy might get stiffed.

emmalou 19

Wednesday 24 August 2022 6:20

He's an idiot That's not on you, take it as a compliment that you looked expensive 🫰

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 24 August 2022 8:14

Should have just told him your price and said it was higher.

thinman12345 15

Wednesday 24 August 2022 8:51

He stiffed you now you get to stiff him on the bill. He should have told you about the product before letting you use it.

Thaylok 17

Wednesday 24 August 2022 23:53

should be the free demo.

Gemfez 15

Wednesday 24 August 2022 9:47

It’s like the people that let you take a pic with their parrot then want to charge you after. It’s not a good business model.

SJKatt 15

Wednesday 24 August 2022 19:29

Shite escort, then. Sex workers are usually really upfront about pricing and what they will or will not do. Dude is either just a beginner and has done no research or is a total asshole.