By drunkdial - 06/01/2010 05:53 - France

Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
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ididitmyself 0

evanescence: you never call me when you're sober good song. enjoy.

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froggi_fml 0

that's why u need to break up with her.

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froggi_fml 0

that's why u need to break up with her.

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megissocool 0

uhmm agreed with #1, I've got 4 words for u. break up with her. fyl

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babbu18 0

take the hint... BREAK UPP! you'll find happiness in people who actually care about you instead of from those who barely remember you.

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AntiChrist7 0

Be happy she leaves you alone. If she was sober and called you, it would probably be to go shopping. yuk

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NatzSwifey 0

the truth comes out when your drunk so at least her true feelings show and she calls u and not some random dude

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ididitmyself 0

evanescence: you never call me when you're sober good song. enjoy.

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BigGuy99 0

Why are there so many FMLs from nord pas de calais? Is this the place that hosts FMlife.com or something? Do alot of the board operaters live here? Seriously I would love to know why every day we hear about something horrible from a random person in a very random part of the world on a daily consistant basis?

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FarSide 22

Perhaps they just have the most FUL's on the planet.

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Jodziee 0

When someone doesn't have a country set on their profile, Nord Pas De Calais is the default, so it just means that they didn't pick a country I think..

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FarSide 22

That's her signal that she is ready to tolerate having sex with you, loser. FYL.

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lucifer69_fml 0

because you never talk to each other anyway, yet you are 'dating'. get a real relationship *******

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