Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
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tsim_fml
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why would you call her a stinky bitch, i mean come on.
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JojoChuo
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Oh no! Hope they don't know you/recognize your voice.
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JojoChuo
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Oh no! Hope they don't know you/recognize your voice.
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TheRealBruce
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Hey that's my line
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numbers878
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This may be a stupid question but who carries a air freshener?
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ATSViper
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haha.....oh no!
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Jonkbaby
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op lmao
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marscm55
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Some work places have air fresheners in their washrooms
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DynamicDave
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This thread made my day lmao.
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MissMae93
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34 - I have a strong feeling you don't know what "op" means..
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Jovecove
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Hahaha op better hope that wasn't her boss
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FreakoHolm
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Why does OP have an air freshener? Does she fart a lot?
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Tommananaze6T9
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Op i dont feel it neccesary to call them a stinky bitch... Now im starting to think your the real bitch here.......just not a stinky one.
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Reign_fml
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Op are you a woo girl?
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weirdo2013
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91- so what if you don't feel it was necessary. It was *obviously a joke. Sensitive ass Sally.
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slipperyPengu
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actually #80 I'm pretty sure they do, they were more then likely answering the previously asked question of "who carries a airfreshener"
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Tommananaze6T9
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99- i was obviously being sarcastic and kidding like u say op was dumbass
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MothaaTruckaa13
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So true.
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redhedsaysrawr
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i for one, am not exactly sure what it stands for... but im gathering at least that it is referring to the poster? so that being said.... what does it mean? :)
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twaumat
| 28
I hope they do recognize the voice.
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valleyshooter
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I bet you felt like bitch!!! That's super funny though.
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TheRealBruce
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*felt like A bitch
Sorry not a grammar nazi just pointing it out before they attack
Sorry not a grammar nazi just pointing it out before they attack
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MizzErikaHart
| 8
It's funnier without the "a" cuz you can make a Russian accent. " i bet you felt like bitch"
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Alecksander
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31, That actually is really funny when you say it with a Russian accent, lmao.
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ComTlancy
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This story was full of toilet humour.
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ohSNAPyall
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And OP is a potty mouth.
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ZzkekekezZ
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Well that's a shitty situation
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badluckattack238
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Hilarious! Who's the stinky bitch now? :)
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builditbetter09
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Still the lady in the stall...
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ohSNAPyall
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Are you sure? OP carries a bottle of air freshener with her. Maybe she makes a habit of stinkin up the joint.
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builditbetter09
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Ahh true u got me there lol
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suxs4ulol
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her boss is the stinly bitch.
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npnptracking
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I think you mean *stinky*
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FUGYU
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4, Now, you are the stinky bitch :))
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WCARlover
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Hopefully the person couldn't recognize your shoes or voice...fat chance of that at work though
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WCARlover
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Whoops I didn't realize that 1 said like the same thing...
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tsim_fml
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why would you call her a stinky bitch, i mean come on.
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DjeePee
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So thought that the woman next to her was her friend/co-worker, therefore, she said 'stinky bitch' as an appropriate friendly joke. Only it wasn't her friend/co-worker, but someone else, which makes it an inappropriate rude remark and an FML.
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reaganomics
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#45 you are correct, I also see no problem with joking around with a friend, I guess people have some really stiff friends these days.....
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downtime
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78 We are all so impressed.
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DangDatSux
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Maybe she's a bitch that's stinky that's a shot in the dark btw
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ilovefall10
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Well what do you expect a bathroom to smell like? Flowers?
YDI for being too quick to judge and also very rude.
YDI for being too quick to judge and also very rude.
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mirag
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Not to mention totally immature
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Nolnah
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This story would of been 10x better if the person she sprayed was her boss.. hahah
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Sniper3000
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That would be freakin hilarious!
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IndigoAcrylic
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Ugh. Public washrooms are disgusting places. Avoid them.
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ZXDriver
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Well, sometimes it's either use one or shit your pants. When you're ready to have a turbo turd you can't be picky.
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Jf770
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I agree, shitting your pants is far more fun. O.o
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lilblondiexo
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This one was slightly confusing. Should have been worded better.
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alexm501
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Agreed
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MizzErikaHart
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Wow! An actual camera taking the pic and not a cell phone!
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tommyfox
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10- Am I the only one that noticed that a blonde named "lilblondie" is making one of the few intelligent comments? Ironic.