Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom....

By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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By tsim_fml | 0

#3719712 - Monday 12 December 2011 8:47

why would you call her a stinky bitch, i mean come on.

By JojoChuo | 8

#3719674 - Monday 12 December 2011 8:44

Oh no! Hope they don't know you/recognize your voice.

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By JojoChuo | 8

#3719674 - Monday 12 December 2011 8:44

Oh no! Hope they don't know you/recognize your voice.

TheRealBruce | 12

#3719824 - Monday 12 December 2011 9:07

Hey that's my line

numbers878 | 8

#3719953 - Monday 12 December 2011 9:35

This may be a stupid question but who carries a air freshener?

ATSViper | 15

#3720044 - Monday 12 December 2011 10:16

haha.....oh no!

Jonkbaby | 18

#3720072 - Monday 12 December 2011 10:30

op lmao

marscm55 | 11

#3720526 - Monday 12 December 2011 14:27

Some work places have air fresheners in their washrooms

DynamicDave | 11

#3720718 - Monday 12 December 2011 16:18

This thread made my day lmao.

MissMae93 | 23

#3721588 - Monday 12 December 2011 20:51

34 - I have a strong feeling you don't know what "op" means..

Jovecove | 13

#3721649 - Monday 12 December 2011 21:07

Hahaha op better hope that wasn't her boss

FreakoHolm | 6

#3722041 - Monday 12 December 2011 23:26

Why does OP have an air freshener? Does she fart a lot?

Tommananaze6T9 | 4

#3722133 - Monday 12 December 2011 23:55

Op i dont feel it neccesary to call them a stinky bitch... Now im starting to think your the real bitch here.......just not a stinky one.

Reign_fml | 3

#3722358 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:42

Op are you a woo girl?

weirdo2013 | 0

#3723143 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 3:25

91- so what if you don't feel it was necessary. It was *obviously a joke. Sensitive ass Sally.

slipperyPengu | 0

#3723314 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:14

actually #80 I'm pretty sure they do, they were more then likely answering the previously asked question of "who carries a airfreshener"

Tommananaze6T9 | 4

#3723461 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:50

99- i was obviously being sarcastic and kidding like u say op was dumbass

MothaaTruckaa13 | 2

#3723642 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 5:45

So true.

redhedsaysrawr | 18

#3801373 - Thursday 29 December 2011 5:09

i for one, am not exactly sure what it stands for... but im gathering at least that it is referring to the poster? so that being said.... what does it mean? :)

twaumat | 28

#5428402 - Sunday 31 March 2013 7:43

I hope they do recognize the voice.

By valleyshooter | 8

#3719678 - Monday 12 December 2011 8:44

I bet you felt like bitch!!! That's super funny though.

TheRealBruce | 12

#3719891 - Monday 12 December 2011 9:19

*felt like A bitch
Sorry not a grammar nazi just pointing it out before they attack

MizzErikaHart | 8

#3720042 - Monday 12 December 2011 10:14

It's funnier without the "a" cuz you can make a Russian accent. " i bet you felt like bitch"

Alecksander | 4

#3723812 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 6:46

31, That actually is really funny when you say it with a Russian accent, lmao.

By ComTlancy | 12

#3719685 - Monday 12 December 2011 8:44

This story was full of toilet humour.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#3720315 - Monday 12 December 2011 12:18

And OP is a potty mouth.

ZzkekekezZ | 0

#3729354 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 6:18

Well that's a shitty situation

By badluckattack238 | 0

#3719695 - Monday 12 December 2011 8:46

Hilarious! Who's the stinky bitch now? :)

builditbetter09 | 3

#3719895 - Monday 12 December 2011 9:19

Still the lady in the stall...

ohSNAPyall | 26

#3720308 - Monday 12 December 2011 12:17

Are you sure? OP carries a bottle of air freshener with her. Maybe she makes a habit of stinkin up the joint.

builditbetter09 | 3

#3720633 - Monday 12 December 2011 15:45

Ahh true u got me there lol

suxs4ulol | 22

#3720855 - Monday 12 December 2011 16:45

her boss is the stinly bitch.

npnptracking | 7

#3723444 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:47

I think you mean *stinky*

FUGYU | 2

#3726806 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 22:37

4, Now, you are the stinky bitch :))

By WCARlover | 34

#3719702 - Monday 12 December 2011 8:46

Hopefully the person couldn't recognize your shoes or voice...fat chance of that at work though

WCARlover | 34

#3719782 - Monday 12 December 2011 8:59

Whoops I didn't realize that 1 said like the same thing...

By tsim_fml | 0

#3719712 - Monday 12 December 2011 8:47

why would you call her a stinky bitch, i mean come on.

DjeePee | 24

#3720311 - Monday 12 December 2011 12:17

So thought that the woman next to her was her friend/co-worker, therefore, she said 'stinky bitch' as an appropriate friendly joke. Only it wasn't her friend/co-worker, but someone else, which makes it an inappropriate rude remark and an FML.