Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

By tishihish - 12/12/2011 05:15 - United States

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By EwanSmith | 2

#3720193 - Monday 12 December 2011 11:51

could have been worse, he could of been emptying his sack.

By DDpandaz | 0

#3720231 - Monday 12 December 2011 11:56

Merry Shitmas OP

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By EwanSmith | 2

#3720193 - Monday 12 December 2011 11:51

could have been worse, he could of been emptying his sack.

deviable | 9

#3720276 - Monday 12 December 2011 12:05

Or he could have been filling his "bag of toys".

ohSNAPyall | 26

#3720288 - Monday 12 December 2011 12:08

Ho-ho-no!

Melinadesu | 3

#3720424 - Monday 12 December 2011 13:18

Well, he only comes once a year...

GP14brBaller | 5

#3720455 - Monday 12 December 2011 13:45

YDI for going to macy's

keepcaImcarryon | 0

#3720457 - Monday 12 December 2011 13:45

could have been worst, you could have been with your child and there would have been another kid on FML who had to find out that Santa isn't real the hard way :(

zombicidal | 11

#3720495 - Monday 12 December 2011 14:07

WHAT SANTA ISN'T REAL! BLASPHEMY!

RedPillSucks | 31

#3720632 - Monday 12 December 2011 15:44

Of course he's real. OP just saw him taking a dump!
Can't get more real than that.

xoconnie | 8

#3723207 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 3:51

who cares? santa is a human being who poops too! jeez cut him a break!

DalekScythe | 0

#3723532 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 5:12

Well you always say you never get shit for Christmas! :D

jroxursox1 | 10

#3742187 - Friday 16 December 2011 23:11

The thing is walking in on him doing so was not pleasant. No one ever said it wasn't normal.

By MandyMeow_fml | 18

#3720214 - Monday 12 December 2011 11:55

It's the most wonderful time of the year..

gregorrok1 | 0

#3720476 - Monday 12 December 2011 13:54

If OP was a woman it might be even worse for multiple reasons.

LouisianaBob | 9

#3720979 - Monday 12 December 2011 17:26

yes yes we all love christmas specials even for "everybody poops"

lenamartinovic | 13

#3721135 - Monday 12 December 2011 18:28

More like the creepiest time of the year
@2 - I'm in love w/ ur iPhone case.

MandyMeow_fml | 18

#3723316 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:15

56- Ah yes Christmas can be a creepy time of the year with the whole Santa coming into your house in the middle of the night.. Oh and thank you :)

By HerpYourDerp | 7

#3720222 - Monday 12 December 2011 11:56

Santa's as classy as ever.

TherealMort | 0

#3720778 - Monday 12 December 2011 16:30

He's getting your present ready OP.
Be thankful

By lolololer | 8

#3720229 - Monday 12 December 2011 11:56

he has to make sure he an still see id people are being naughty or nice...

yunilee7 | 4

#3720397 - Monday 12 December 2011 12:52

Please stop, you're killing my brain cells.

DontClickOnMe | 28

#3721049 - Monday 12 December 2011 17:54

Actually I think she meant "can" instead of "an" not "and"

UrNotFunny | 0

#3721094 - Monday 12 December 2011 18:13

33- Glad to finally see someone talking sense on this site. There are way too many self-proclaimed grammar Nazi cunts who overreact at every little mistake. They think they are masters of the English language and have the right to lambast anyone who makes a mistake just because they know the different between "your" and "you're". Honestly, it's quite pathetic.