Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
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Top comments
yumlicious 4
HAM IS AMAZING. I would have broken up with you as well!
schpanki 11
Valid reason. For real though, if he cant even tell you what is wrong, he doesnt deserve you.
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Comments (165)
JojoChuo 8
Whaat? Despite liking ham or not I bet you'd still make him a ham sammich right? His loss, he doesn't deserve you.
evansexy 0
**** you ur annoying!
agary3 0
could have been worse.. he could have said the difference is your horrible at sex
dudeman1212 22
Or the other way around...
MatthewDmerrill 5
How can you not like ham? Are you a vegi person?
OriginalimoaN 15
How does not liking ham make you think she doesn't like any meat?!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Not everyone likes pork products.
jellyD 1
Pork is often the deal breaker. Sorry OP, I feel your pain!
SilentTreatment 7
He likes fat girls.
MandyMeow_fml 18
If he breaks up with you over ham.. He is not worth it. You will find some better and doesn't like ham either!
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FmyLifeInsurance 1
I used to like ham. Then I took an arrow in the knee
THE_A_TEEN 28
Arrow to the knee? How about I shoot you in the knee...
FYLDeep 26
Too late, he was already shot in the knee... with an arrow. Don't you read?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Humans have 2 knees. One gets shot with an arrow, the other gets blasted with M1014 shotgun.
thatKidzmOm 10
What's with the arrow to the knee comments...? Is it in relation to skyrim and if so, why? I'm so confused!!!!!!!! -_-
juybuygo 13
he obvious just doesn't like porking girls
rukikiki 0
what an idiot. You're better off ;)
Ozone1232 5
WOAH WOAH WOAH, GUYS. Ham is no laughing matter.