Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
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yumlicious 4
HAM IS AMAZING. I would have broken up with you as well!
schpanki 11
Valid reason. For real though, if he cant even tell you what is wrong, he doesnt deserve you.
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Comments (165)
bubo_fml 11
"Pork...The Other White Meat!"
nicky3636 5
How can you not like ham?!?!?!?!
Zozozozoz 3
You can lie, you can cheat, hell you can even be abusive. But not liking ham, well that's a deal breaker right there
anencephalic 14
I visualise OP crying out, in despair, "I can change" whilst cramming ham into her mouth.
susi41 4
You are much better off without the chop.
kelseykb 3
Wow, I'm sorry but that's dumb. I hate bacon and my boyfriend hasn't broken up with me. Probably just a lame excuse and isn't telling you the real reason.
savannah_benana 5
he obviously doesnt like you so im guessing either you smell funny, your crazy, you're annoying but my best guess hes probably cheating on you.
ilypurpl3 0
Ham is shitty && so is he.
DeeG12 0
Other reason he won't tell you: he likes the other girl he's f**king and you probably wouldn't like her very much.
sushi55555 6
wrong to