By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 16:02 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
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Ali_Br_fml 33

Change your locks. He can buy his own coffee maker.

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perdix 29

Sounds legit. As a fellow caffeine addict, this makes perfect sense to me. Sure, there's the heartache of losing you, but why should he suffer the caffeine-withdrawal headache, too? You may not be together anymore, but you still can grind with him ;)

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Ali_Br_fml 33

Change your locks. He can buy his own coffee maker.

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Success4444 12

I don't think that's what "friends with benefits" is all about.

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LightningCactus 12
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No, if it were friends with benefits, she would also have to supply the mugs.

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YoungMisfit 9
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It all depends if ursine of those makers with the disks you gotta share. Those things are awesome

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fml121785 14
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Yea, YDI for dating a guy without his own coffee maker!

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perdix 29

Sounds legit. As a fellow caffeine addict, this makes perfect sense to me. Sure, there's the heartache of losing you, but why should he suffer the caffeine-withdrawal headache, too? You may not be together anymore, but you still can grind with him ;)

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Atheepic 4

This is exactly what I am thinking!

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harrypotter955 19
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Poison his coffee. It's that easy.

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theunbeatableram 3
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You and your psychopath mind.

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annie_nk 22
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Sounds like he's preparing for divorce, if he were to get one. "You can keep the cat, I want the coffee maker!"

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cupcakechick 17
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they arent married....

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Snowkeys 11
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It does say boyfriend not husband.

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annie_nk 22
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I know it said boyfriend, not husband. When I said "if he gets one" I meant it in a future sense

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Fluffydemise 18
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Throw some money at him and direct him to a cafe. Guy sounds unbelievably up himself.

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lilhellian 26
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He should use his own damn money..

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9lashes 15

or throw some slaps and make him use his own money

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not_a_robot 15
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Or just forget about him. You have options now.

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Mylifemaysuck 6

He should have his own money, and if he's broke, then she should leave him to rot on the sidewalk.

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perdix 29

Switch to tea.

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Fluffydemise 18
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Sage advice, tea is infinitely better than coffee. Deterring your ex can almost be considered an aside to the wonderful joys of tea drinking.

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perdix 29

#44, yes, but when you want to spite someone, you have to make some sacrifices.

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Quizzical 8
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She'd have to hide the coffee maker for a bit and say she gave it away. Otherwise he'll say since she quit coffee, she doesn't need the coffee maker.

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limitedition 25
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What a douche. you must have an amazing coffee maker..

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JessiKitty_lol 7

Exactly what I was thinking.

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Pstraka6 20

Consider it a good thing then you're not with him then if all he sees you good for is making coffee. Don't worry you'll find a man who instead of stealing your coffee, wakes you up with a fresh cup in bed!

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emilyjgraham 34
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The sad part is she doesn't even make it! He just loves the machine. :(

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hamrtym 15

The best part of waking up, is breakfast after a nut.

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karlcolt45 19
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you have to understand it's hard to find a good coffee maker, even harder to get used to a new one. have some compassion

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