FML : Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 15 April 2013 16:02 / Norway - Trondheim

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By Ali_Br_fml | 33

#5450332 - Monday 15 April 2013 22:52

Change your locks. He can buy his own coffee maker.

By perdix | 29

#5450337 - Monday 15 April 2013 22:54

Sounds legit. As a fellow caffeine addict, this makes perfect sense to me.

Sure, there's the heartache of losing you, but why should he suffer the caffeine-withdrawal headache, too?

You may not be together anymore, but you still can grind with him ;)

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By Ali_Br_fml | 33

#5450332 - Monday 15 April 2013 22:52

Change your locks. He can buy his own coffee maker.

Success4444 | 12

#5450703 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 2:30

I don't think that's what "friends with benefits" is all about.

LightningCactus | 12

#5450864 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 4:13

No, if it were friends with benefits, she would also have to supply the mugs.

YoungMisfit | 9

#5450970 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 7:33

It all depends if ursine of those makers with the disks you gotta share. Those things are awesome

fml121785 | 14

#5451137 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 10:16

Yea, YDI for dating a guy without his own coffee maker!

By perdix | 29

#5450337 - Monday 15 April 2013 22:54

Atheepic | 4

#5450446 - Monday 15 April 2013 23:49

This is exactly what I am thinking!

By harrypotter955 | 19

#5450338 - Monday 15 April 2013 22:54

Poison his coffee. It's that easy.

theunbeatableram | 3

#5452751 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 8:19

You and your psychopath mind.

By annie_nk | 22

#5450342 - Monday 15 April 2013 22:56

Sounds like he's preparing for divorce, if he were to get one. "You can keep the cat, I want the coffee maker!"

cupcakechick | 17

#5450432 - Monday 15 April 2013 23:37

they arent married....

Snowkeys | 11

#5450537 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 0:57

It does say boyfriend not husband.

annie_nk | 22

#5450545 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 1:02

I know it said boyfriend, not husband. When I said "if he gets one" I meant it in a future sense

By Fluffydemise | 18

#5450345 - Monday 15 April 2013 22:57

Throw some money at him and direct him to a cafe. Guy sounds unbelievably up himself.

lilhellian | 26

#5450420 - Monday 15 April 2013 23:32

He should use his own damn money..

9lashes | 15

#5450433 - Monday 15 April 2013 23:38

or throw some slaps and make him use his own money

not_a_robot | 15

#5451483 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 15:14

Or just forget about him. You have options now.

Mylifemaysuck | 6

#5466601 - Saturday 27 April 2013 0:07

He should have his own money, and if he's broke, then she should leave him to rot on the sidewalk.

By perdix | 29

#5450351 - Monday 15 April 2013 22:59

Switch to tea.

Fluffydemise | 18

#5450358 - Monday 15 April 2013 23:02

Sage advice, tea is infinitely better than coffee. Deterring your ex can almost be considered an aside to the wonderful joys of tea drinking.

perdix | 29

#5450718 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 2:39

#44, yes, but when you want to spite someone, you have to make some sacrifices.

Quizzical | 8

#5451934 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 20:26

She'd have to hide the coffee maker for a bit and say she gave it away. Otherwise he'll say since she quit coffee, she doesn't need the coffee maker.

By limitedition | 25

#5450354 - Monday 15 April 2013 23:01

What a douche. you must have an amazing coffee maker..

JessiKitty_lol | 7

#5450416 - Monday 15 April 2013 23:29

Exactly what I was thinking.

By Pstraka6 | 20

#5450355 - Monday 15 April 2013 23:01

Consider it a good thing then you're not with him then if all he sees you good for is making coffee. Don't worry you'll find a man who instead of stealing your coffee, wakes you up with a fresh cup in bed!