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No, if it were friends with benefits, she would also have to supply the mugs.
It all depends if ursine of those makers with the disks you gotta share. Those things are awesome
Yea, YDI for dating a guy without his own coffee maker!
Sounds legit. As a fellow caffeine addict, this makes perfect sense to me. Sure, there's the heartache of losing you, but why should he suffer the caffeine-withdrawal headache, too? You may not be together anymore, but you still can grind with him ;)
Poison his coffee. It's that easy.
You and your psychopath mind.
Sounds like he's preparing for divorce, if he were to get one. "You can keep the cat, I want the coffee maker!"
they arent married....
It does say boyfriend not husband.
I know it said boyfriend, not husband. When I said "if he gets one" I meant it in a future sense
Throw some money at him and direct him to a cafe. Guy sounds unbelievably up himself.
He should use his own damn money..
Or just forget about him. You have options now.
Sage advice, tea is infinitely better than coffee. Deterring your ex can almost be considered an aside to the wonderful joys of tea drinking.
She'd have to hide the coffee maker for a bit and say she gave it away. Otherwise he'll say since she quit coffee, she doesn't need the coffee maker.
What a douche. you must have an amazing coffee maker..
Consider it a good thing then you're not with him then if all he sees you good for is making coffee. Don't worry you'll find a man who instead of stealing your coffee, wakes you up with a fresh cup in bed!
The sad part is she doesn't even make it! He just loves the machine. :(
you have to understand it's hard to find a good coffee maker, even harder to get used to a new one. have some compassion
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Change your locks. He can buy his own coffee maker.
Sounds legit. As a fellow caffeine addict, this makes perfect sense to me. Sure, there's the heartache of losing you, but why should he suffer the caffeine-withdrawal headache, too? You may not be together anymore, but you still can grind with him ;)