Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
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15/4/2013 16:02
- Norway - Trondheim
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Ali_Br_fml
| 33
Change your locks. He can buy his own coffee maker.
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Success4444
| 12
I don't think that's what "friends with benefits" is all about.
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LightningCactus
| 12
No, if it were friends with benefits, she would also have to supply the mugs.
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YoungMisfit
| 9
It all depends if ursine of those makers with the disks you gotta share. Those things are awesome
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fml121785
| 14
Yea, YDI for dating a guy without his own coffee maker!
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perdix
| 29
Sounds legit. As a fellow caffeine addict, this makes perfect sense to me.
Sure, there's the heartache of losing you, but why should he suffer the caffeine-withdrawal headache, too?
You may not be together anymore, but you still can grind with him ;)
Sure, there's the heartache of losing you, but why should he suffer the caffeine-withdrawal headache, too?
You may not be together anymore, but you still can grind with him ;)
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Atheepic
| 4
This is exactly what I am thinking!
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harrypotter955
| 19
Poison his coffee. It's that easy.
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theunbeatableram
| 3
You and your psychopath mind.
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annie_nk
| 22
Sounds like he's preparing for divorce, if he were to get one. "You can keep the cat, I want the coffee maker!"
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cupcakechick
| 17
they arent married....
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Snowkeys
| 11
It does say boyfriend not husband.
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annie_nk
| 22
I know it said boyfriend, not husband. When I said "if he gets one" I meant it in a future sense
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Fluffydemise
| 18
Throw some money at him and direct him to a cafe. Guy sounds unbelievably up himself.
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lilhellian
| 26
He should use his own damn money..
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9lashes
| 15
or throw some slaps and make him use his own money
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not_a_robot
| 15
Or just forget about him. You have options now.
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Mylifemaysuck
| 6
He should have his own money, and if he's broke, then she should leave him to rot on the sidewalk.
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perdix
| 29
Switch to tea.
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Fluffydemise
| 18
Sage advice, tea is infinitely better than coffee. Deterring your ex can almost be considered an aside to the wonderful joys of tea drinking.
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perdix
| 29
#44, yes, but when you want to spite someone, you have to make some sacrifices.
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Quizzical
| 8
She'd have to hide the coffee maker for a bit and say she gave it away. Otherwise he'll say since she quit coffee, she doesn't need the coffee maker.
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limitedition
| 25
What a douche. you must have an amazing coffee maker..
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JessiKitty_lol
| 7
Exactly what I was thinking.
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Pstraka6
| 20
Consider it a good thing then you're not with him then if all he sees you good for is making coffee. Don't worry you'll find a man who instead of stealing your coffee, wakes you up with a fresh cup in bed!
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emilyjgraham
| 34
The sad part is she doesn't even make it! He just loves the machine. :(
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hamrtym
| 15
The best part of waking up, is breakfast after a nut.
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karlcolt45
| 19
you have to understand it's hard to find a good coffee maker, even harder to get used to a new one. have some compassion
Sure, there's the heartache of losing you, but why should he suffer the caffeine-withdrawal headache, too?
You may not be together anymore, but you still can grind with him ;)