Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different.... - FML

By PunkChik27 - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 120

You deserved it 4 466

Father's Day: Daddy Chicken or Daddy Wet Hen?
Stories of extraordinary fathers, sometimes awkward but always hilarious. A family read! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Is this dude a puma?

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 440

You deserved it 1 505

By ohman - 02/10/2010 06:28 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 593

You deserved it 5 859

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 198

You deserved it 2 146

Gamers rise up

By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 12:00 - Romania - Orsova

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML

I agree, your life sucks 933

You deserved it 182

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

I agree, your life sucks 762

You deserved it 202

By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 16:02 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 170

You deserved it 4 719

Better late than never

By nice is not enough - 27/11/2021 22:59

Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 553

You deserved it 1 041

Alexa, play "A Man Needs a Maid" by Neil Young

By Anonymous - 28/07/2023 10:00 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after concluding we're not compatible at all. He said he knew it all along, but he thought I was "good for all the house stuff." FML

I agree, your life sucks 758

You deserved it 132

By Jackie - 12/07/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 360

You deserved it 6 125

By nottelling7012 - 29/08/2010 04:21 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because of 'creative differences', as she put it. The real reason is that we couldn't decide which cupboard the plates should have gone in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 028

You deserved it 4 409

Next

Top comments

yumlicious 4

Monday 12 December 2011 8:43

HAM IS AMAZING. I would have broken up with you as well!

schpanki 11

Monday 12 December 2011 8:44

Valid reason. For real though, if he cant even tell you what is wrong, he doesnt deserve you.

Comments

chels1994 11

Tuesday 13 December 2011 1:32

Well that just shows that he isn't worth it

GummyBearX 2

Tuesday 13 December 2011 2:07

:P how do you not like ham?

flatrat 3

Tuesday 13 December 2011 2:30

Pork of any kind I very important

SammiJS121 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 2:40

That's just a lame excuse..

cassi135t 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 3:01

It sounds like he was looking for an excuse to break up with you and this was the only thing he could come up with. You're better off to find a guy who likes you for who you are.

DetLions32 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 5:24

He could be talking about anal

BRItni6788 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 5:47

Hahhahahahahahahahahha yesssss that's the greatest thing I've ever herd I mean bacon is a diffrent story but ham hahaha that's funny

Epical_Ty 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 6:01

I don't like ham either. Call me ;)

aubreyy8 2

Tuesday 13 December 2011 6:08

You don't like ham? What the hell is wrong with you? hahahahahahaha actually this is friggin hilarious!

dansco 24

Tuesday 13 December 2011 7:28

Or maybe coz you like the same thing - ****?! Lol

6
7
8
9
10
11
12

Keywords

Awkward Haircut Work Health Neighbours Mental health Weird Dating Love Doctor Christmas Kids Parenting My ex Social Media Instagram Break-ups Crush Sex Money Shopping AITA Anxiety Intimacy Wanker DIY Relatable Cars Miscellaneous Weather

The Top

Today, we found out my mother-in-law faked her terminal cancer diagnosis to guilt us into getting pregnant, so she could meet her first grand baby “before it's too late.” In no way can we afford this baby, we are already poor, so this will ruin us financially, yet she’s perfectly healthy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 746

You deserved it 1 554

Today, due to my wife saying I never cook and that we always order pizza, I spent a good hour preparing dinner. While serving it to my kids, they started complaining. My wife told them to shut up. When she took a bite, she looked up at me, smiled, and said, "Do you, you know, want to just order pizza?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 219

You deserved it 6 067

The Top

Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 79 332

You deserved it 8 775

Today, is the first weekend I have off this summer. Instead of letting me see my friends, my dad printed out a practice SAT exam. I've already taken the SAT. He just "doesn't want me to get rusty". FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 929

You deserved it 3 596

Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 134

You deserved it 10 176

Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML

I agree, your life sucks 101 376

You deserved it 5 744

Today, I walked outside to this guy attempting to steal my bike. When I asked him what he was doing he calmly replied, "I'm a bike inspector. You hooked your chain all wrong! This time is a warning; next time it'll be a ticket!" He then threw his full, opened Pepsi can at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 969

You deserved it 2 663

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 017

You deserved it 74 379